Comey’s Seashell Saga Somehow Still Ongoing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The seashell threats case against former FBI Director James Comey is…
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Trump Tries to Make Time Great Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest push to end the nation’s twice-yearly clock changes, and…
Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have seen coming, Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ leaked on…
Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a food festival in Seattle, and I’ve got to…
Oh Joy Train to Busan is Back to Haunt Your Dreams and Remind You the Apocalypse is Still Coming for Us All in Glorious Cinematic Fashion to Celebrate 10 Whole Years of Existential Dread
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 I mean, who doesn’t love a good zombie apocalypse…
Technology Finally Notices Forgotten Dead People Too
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of “Chelsea Jane Doe” is finally closed after 26…
Luxury Ice Cream Now Affordable Only To The Extremely Wealthy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that people are willing to shell out $15 for…
Blade Runner 2099 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
Welcome to the future, where humanity has finally managed to mess things up so badly that we need a new…
Lou Koller dies and suddenly everyone cares about Sick Of It All again
Oh no, the world has officially ended: Lou Koller, the iconic vocalist of SICK OF IT ALL, has left us…
Trump Finds New Way to Lose Argument with LeBron James
Folks, I almost choked on my coffee reading about the latest Trump-LeBron beef. Apparently, President Donald Trump suggested that basketball…