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IN THIS MOMENT Returns Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Of Their Screaming In Your Ears With Their Brand New Earworm ‘Sleeping With The Enemy’ That Will Haunt You Forever
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IN THIS MOMENT Returns Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Of Their Screaming In Your Ears With Their Brand New Earworm ‘Sleeping With The Enemy’ That Will Haunt You Forever

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring news ever: IN THIS MOMENT is back with a new single,…

Three Entirely Not Overhyped or Played Out Simpsons Episodes Are Being Held for Ransom Exclusively on Disney+
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Three Entirely Not Overhyped or Played Out Simpsons Episodes Are Being Held for Ransom Exclusively on Disney+

FinnMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Breaking News: The Simpsons is Leaving Fox, But Let’s be Real, You’re Probably Too Lazy to Notice 🙄. The newest…

X-Men 97 Season 2 Trailer Finally Arrives to Save Us from the Crushing Despair of Having to Watch Anything Else
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X-Men 97 Season 2 Trailer Finally Arrives to Save Us from the Crushing Despair of Having to Watch Anything Else

FinnMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Get ready for the most epic season of X-Men ’97 yet, folks! 🚨💥 This summer, the Marvel Animation team is…

Apparently Some 20 Year Old Genius Totally Didn’t Steal the Idea for ‘Backrooms’ from Their Weird Uncle’s Reddit Posts
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Apparently Some 20 Year Old Genius Totally Didn’t Steal the Idea for ‘Backrooms’ from Their Weird Uncle’s Reddit Posts

FinnMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

The hottest new movie of the summer is here, and it’s not just the temperature outside that’s making everyone sweat…

SEVENDUST’s LAJON WITHERSPOON Reveals Shocking Truth: We’re All Just A Bunch Of Equally Important Dudes With Beards And Guitar Riffs Who Can’t Decide On Anything
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SEVENDUST’s LAJON WITHERSPOON Reveals Shocking Truth: We’re All Just A Bunch Of Equally Important Dudes With Beards And Guitar Riffs Who Can’t Decide On Anything

Chord F. DiscordMay 25, 2026May 25, 2026

Wow, you guys, the most epic thing just happened – SEVENDUST released a new album called “One” and it’s literally…

NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO On Upcoming ‘The Last Word’ Album: ‘We Phoned It In But Hope You’ll Still Buy It Anyway’
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NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO On Upcoming ‘The Last Word’ Album: ‘We Phoned It In But Hope You’ll Still Buy It Anyway’

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

So, you want to know about the latest scoop on NONPOINT’s new single “Is It” and their upcoming album “The…

Sony Desperately Tries to Cling to Old School Gaming While Hackers Laugh Maniacally and Plot to Ruin Everything
Breaking News: Sony Decides to Go Back to the Stone Age with Single-Player Games 🚀👀
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Sony Desperately Tries to Cling to Old School Gaming While Hackers Laugh Maniacally and Plot to Ruin Everything

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

It looks like Sony has finally realized that the whole “multi-platform” thing was just a fad, and they’re going back…

Cornel West wants taxpayer cash for slave reparations again
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Cornel West wants taxpayer cash for slave reparations again

Big ElephantMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to cling to their desperate narratives about our great…

Liberal crybabies get taxpayer-funded participation trophies for being suspected crooks
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Liberal crybabies get taxpayer-funded participation trophies for being suspected crooks

Big ElephantMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

The Batman Part II Because One Film Wasn’t Enough to Suck the Life Out of the Franchise with an Avalanche of Unnecessary Characters
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The Batman Part II Because One Film Wasn’t Enough to Suck the Life Out of the Franchise with an Avalanche of Unnecessary Characters

FinnMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

The Batman Part II is coming, and we’re all just a bunch of excited bats waiting to see what’s in…

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