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GTA 6 Gets Physical Disc Because Downloading Is So Last Season
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GTA 6 Gets Physical Disc Because Downloading Is So Last Season

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Well, it looks like Rockstar Games has managed to stir up some controversy with their decision to release a ‘code-in-a-box’…

Because We Needed More Capcom Crossover Cash Grabs
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Because We Needed More Capcom Crossover Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

The world of Resident Evil has finally jumped the shark, and I couldn’t be more thrilled. Because apparently we haven’t…

SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue
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SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

Get ready to scream, folks! πŸŽΈπŸ”Š Christian rockers SKILLET have just announced their explosive new single, “Scream”, and it’s about…

Obama lackey begs Iran for pathetic peace deal somehow
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Obama lackey begs Iran for pathetic peace deal somehow

Big ElephantJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the magnificent…

Liberal LA Mayor declares emergency over minor warehouse fire obviously
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Liberal LA Mayor declares emergency over minor warehouse fire obviously

Big ElephantJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Oh, great, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal propaganda, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved…

Liberal actor whines about Juneteenth being supposedly erased by Trump
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Liberal actor whines about Juneteenth being supposedly erased by Trump

Big ElephantJune 20, 2026June 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to disparage our great President Donald Trump,…

BEARTOOTH Finally Decides to Release Actual Bulls*** From Their Super Original and Not at All Overhyped ‘Pure Ecstasy’ Album That Will Definitely Change the Face of Music Forever
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BEARTOOTH Finally Decides to Release Actual Bulls*** From Their Super Original and Not at All Overhyped ‘Pure Ecstasy’ Album That Will Definitely Change the Face of Music Forever

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

BEARTOOTH is back with a new single, and it’s all about the “Bullshit” 🀣. The latest track from their upcoming…

BREAKING OZZY OSBOURNE Just Got a Statue and Now He’s Officially More Metal Than Your Entire Existence At Hellfest 2026
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BREAKING OZZY OSBOURNE Just Got a Statue and Now He’s Officially More Metal Than Your Entire Existence At Hellfest 2026

Chord F. DiscordJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🀘 A gigantic statue of the one and only Ozzy Osbourne…

JINJER in Charlotte: Sick Entheos Singer, Insane Crystal Lake & Fashion Week Tatiana πŸ€˜πŸ‘œπŸ”₯
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JINJER in Charlotte: Sick Entheos Singer, Insane Crystal Lake & Fashion Week Tatiana πŸ€˜πŸ‘œπŸ”₯

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

JINJER arrived at a sold-out Fillmore Charlotte as part of their North American Duél Tour 2026, but by the end…

Trump genius outsmarts Iran with masterful negotiating skills obviously working perfectly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump genius outsmarts Iran with masterful negotiating skills obviously working perfectly

Big ElephantJune 18, 2026June 18, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-a-disaster presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader…

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