Megadouche: Figgis’ Doc on Coppola’s ‘Megalopolis’ Gets a Glorious Garbage Poster
Oh, honey, buckle up because we’re about to dive into the dumpster fire 🔥 that is Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis,”…
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WWII Dudes vs Fishy Boi: The Trailer for Maximum Hilarity
🚨 Hold on to your hats, folks, because we’ve got a cinematic masterpiece heading our way! 🦈 Just kidding. It’s…
Aaron Lewis, the Thinking Man’s Staind Frontman, Unleashes Fury on Bruce Springsteen: A Riveting Tale of Ingratitude So Profound, It’ll Make You Question Your Own Existence
So, there’s this dude, Aaron Lewis, right? He’s like, the poster child for dudes who peak in high school and…
Ninja Gaiden: Ragequit? More Like Ninja Gaiden: Get Good (Noob) Patch is Here with “Fixes”
So, Dotemu and The Game Kitchen, bless their cotton socks, dropped a “major” update for Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound. I use…
EIFF 2025: “Mortician” – So Powerful, I Almost Stayed Dead
OMG, you guys! 🙄 Another film festival, another movie about… a mortician? Seriously? Abdolreza Kahani, bless his heart, decided to…
‘Archie’ Movie: Universal’s Latest Attempt to Milk Nostalgia Dry
OMG! 🙄 Archie is getting a MOVIE?! 🎬 Like, who even asked for this? 🤷♀️ Is Hollywood seriously out of…
Avengers: Endgame: 999+ Easter Eggs You DEFINITELY Didn’t See (You Pleb)
Okay, so 🙄Avengers: Endgame, right? Like, it was supposed to be the biggest, most epic thing EVER. And, I guess…
Triangle Strategy Finally Escapes Nintendo’s Clutches, Invades Xbox Today
Oh, look, Xbox “kicked off” its gamescom 2025 “Day 1” broadcast by announcing Triangle Strategy is gracing their consoles with…
Long Island school district single-handedly saves America from Woke Sports Mascots, becomes Trump’s personal playground
Oh, the woke mob is at it again, folks! This time, they’re coming for the Massapequa Chiefs, a Long Island…
Another Boring Party for Rich White People
OMG! 16th Annual White Martini Party! 🙄 Henry B. Gonzalez Convention Center, “Stars at Night Ballroom.” August 22-24, 2025. All-white…