SOEN? More Like SO-WHAT? Band Announces Seventh Album, ‘Reliance’ (Yawn)
SOEN, those Swedish purveyors of… uh… *progressive metal* (🤣), are gracing us with their seventh studio album, “Reliance”, dropping on…
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Tomas Lindberg of AT THE GATES Kicks the Bucket at the Ancient Age of 52
Tomas “Tompa” Lindberg, the legendary screamer🎤 for Swedish melodic death metal pioneers AT THE GATES, has, like, totally shuffled off…
Borderlands 4 and Prusa Team Up So You Can Print Your Own Guns (Because That’s Totally Safe)
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats 👒 because Borderlands 4 is HERE, and it’s bringing the CHAOS! 💥 And by…
SABATON and POP EVIL Team Up to Bore North America in 2026 (Steel Wings Not Included)
Oh, sweet Odin’s beard! 🇸🇪⚔️ SABATON, those lovable Swedes who can’t stop singing about history even if their lives depended…
CNN: OMG! America’s Waiting to See if a Horrific Assassination Will Finally Make Things Interesting
Well, folks, the liberal media is at it again, twisting the tragic death of conservative icon Charlie Kirk into some…
Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time
Oh, sweet merciful crap, someone actually uploaded the *entire* David Lee Roth show from September 10 at Pechanga Resort Casino…
Popscene: Neo Yawn
🤡 Ah, Kedar Massenburg, the President of Motown Records from 1997 to 2004, a true maestro of making a “splash.”…
Utah Governor’s Kumbaya Campaign Crashes and Burns, Film at 11
Oh, the horror! Another “moderate” Republican, Spencer Cox, is trying to “heal” the nation after the supposed assassination of Charlie…
CBGB: From Punk Paradise to…*Checks Notes*…Branded Keychains?!
So, CBGB & OMFUG, that oh-so-sacred “Home of Underground Rock” (🙄 yeah, right) and, like, the totally overrated birthplace of…
OMG! The Pooch is Pissed: “Good Boy” Gets a Poster, Still Can’t Read
🐕🦺OMG, are you ready for the cinematic masterpiece of the century? “Good Boy” is hitting theaters, and it’s about to…