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Tag: soul

Kenny Thomas Dusts Off the Mic for “Unstoppable”: Prepare for Mildly Resistable
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Kenny Thomas Dusts Off the Mic for “Unstoppable”: Prepare for Mildly Resistable

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Multi-platinum selling British soul singer Kenny Thomas, who? 🤣, has released a brand new single Shout Out, the latest taken…

Richard Patrick of FILTER Still Whining About That Time Everyone Thought ‘Hey Man, Nice Shot’ Was About Kurt Cobain
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Richard Patrick of FILTER Still Whining About That Time Everyone Thought ‘Hey Man, Nice Shot’ Was About Kurt Cobain

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

In a thrilling exposé with The Jesea Lee Show, FILTER’s very own Richard Patrick, the mastermind behind the sonic masterpiece…

Rematch? More Like Remasterpiece: 1 Million Copies Sold in a Week (Suck It, Haters)
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Rematch? More Like Remasterpiece: 1 Million Copies Sold in a Week (Suck It, Haters)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Wow, can you believe it? Rematch, the game nobody asked for, somehow managed to trick a million people into buying…

GWAR’s Geriatric ‘Return Of Gor Gor’ Tour: Sponsored by Depends, Featuring Bands You’ve (Probably) Never Heard Of
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GWAR’s Geriatric ‘Return Of Gor Gor’ Tour: Sponsored by Depends, Featuring Bands You’ve (Probably) Never Heard Of

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

OMG 😱, you guys, like, GWAR, those totally underground 🙄 shock rockers, are doing this thing called “The Return of…

Black Country Communion’s 2025 Hellfest Debacle: Prepare for Disappointment
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Black Country Communion’s 2025 Hellfest Debacle: Prepare for Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordJune 22, 2025June 22, 2025

Oh my freaking god, you guys! 🙄 Look what I found! Some old dudes playing music at some festival called…

Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation Says Band Finally Discovers World Events Exist While Writing ‘Bleed Out’ Album
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Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation Says Band Finally Discovers World Events Exist While Writing ‘Bleed Out’ Album

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

In a shocking turn of events (not really), WITHIN TEMPTATION’s eternally youthful frontwoman, SHARON DEN ADEL, graced the airwaves of…

Ambrosia Sky Preview—More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul
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Ambrosia Sky Preview—More Like a Cosmic Puzzle Doozer with Farts and No Soul

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Okay, so Summer Game Fest 2025 happened, and yeah, there were explosions and dragons 🐉 and the usual AAA garbage.…

RICK HUNOLT Bravely Claims EXODUS Made METALLICA And SLAYER Who They Are Today
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RICK HUNOLT Bravely Claims EXODUS Made METALLICA And SLAYER Who They Are Today

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

So, some dude named Rick Hunolt, formerly of some band called EXODUS (never heard of ’em 🤷‍♂️), graced the “Reckless”…

Revocation? More Like Re-VOKE-ing My Interest: Announcing Their Newest Album, ‘New Gods, New Masters’ (Yawn)
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Revocation? More Like Re-VOKE-ing My Interest: Announcing Their Newest Album, ‘New Gods, New Masters’ (Yawn)

Chord F. DiscordJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

OMG! 😱 REVOCATION, those tech-death dudes who peaked like, five albums ago, are dropping a new album called “New Gods,…

‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Actually Made Money, Shocker
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‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Actually Made Money, Shocker

FinnJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, look, another soulless live-action remake nobody asked for! 🙄 Yes, friends, ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ is back, and…

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