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Sweden’s LIV SIN Announces New Album ‘Close Your Eyes’ (As If You Had a Choice)
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Sweden’s LIV SIN Announces New Album ‘Close Your Eyes’ (As If You Had a Choice)

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Oh, SWEET MOTHER OF METAL! 🤘 The titans of Swedish modern metal (allegedly), LIV SIN, have signed a WORLDWIDE 🌍…

Alice Cooper’s Band Reunion: So Smooth, It’s Practically Buttered Toast
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Alice Cooper’s Band Reunion: So Smooth, It’s Practically Buttered Toast

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 12, 2025

In an EXCLUSIVE interview with 95.5 KLOS radio’s own dinosaur 🦖, Frazer Smith, the one and only Alice Cooper (who’s…

MindsEye Launch: More Like MindsBlinded, Sony’s Handing Out Apologies (and Refunds), and Devs Are “Working On It” LOL
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MindsEye Launch: More Like MindsBlinded, Sony’s Handing Out Apologies (and Refunds), and Devs Are “Working On It” LOL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

MindsEye, the game so bad it makes Cyberpunk 2077 look like a masterpiece, continues its reign of terror. 🎭 After…

Shaan’s Infinity Tour: Houston, We Have a Problem
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Shaan’s Infinity Tour: Houston, We Have a Problem

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

✨Prepare for Shaan! ✨ Prepare for a night of melodies that will pierce your soul! Prepare for heartfelt ballads! Prepare…

Sam Bam Koltun’s EXCELLENT Godsmack Adventure: Gratitude Overload
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Sam Bam Koltun’s EXCELLENT Godsmack Adventure: Gratitude Overload

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

So, apparently, Sam Bam Koltun (yes, that’s his real name, I Googled it 🙄) of DOROTHY, FASTER PUSSYCAT (lol, who?),…

Ex-ICED EARTH Members (Who?) Drop New Single, Prepare for World to Continue Not Caring
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Ex-ICED EARTH Members (Who?) Drop New Single, Prepare for World to Continue Not Caring

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

ASHES OF ARES, the U.S. “heavy” metal duo featuring ex-ICED EARTH rejects Matt Barlow and Freddie Vidales, is gracing us…

Onimusha: Way of the Sword – Capcom Finally Found Their Sword After All These Years?
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Onimusha: Way of the Sword – Capcom Finally Found Their Sword After All These Years?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

During a “hands-off” presentation (because nobody trusts gamers, amirite?) at Summer Games Fest, Onimusha: Way of the Sword *quietly* emerged…

Toronto Games Week 2025: 40+ Events to Ensure You Never See Sunlight Again
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Toronto Games Week 2025: 40+ Events to Ensure You Never See Sunlight Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Ah yes, Summer Game Fest 2025, where dreams go to die and wallets go to cry.😭 But fear not, fellow…

‘Incredibles 3’ Director Found—Prepare for Disappointment
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‘Incredibles 3’ Director Found—Prepare for Disappointment

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Oh, honey, hold onto your capes because Pixar is about to unleash Incredibles 3, and it’s gonna be… something. 🍿 Get…

David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s Embarrassing Collab Gets Resurrected (Again)
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David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s Embarrassing Collab Gets Resurrected (Again)

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 They’re releasing a 40th-anniversary limited edition white vinyl 12″ of the legendary (or not) Dancing In The Street…

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