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OSCAR GARCIA’s TERRORIZER LA Wastes Everyone’s Time at ‘End Meaningless Noise Vol 3’ in the City of Angels
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OSCAR GARCIA’s TERRORIZER LA Wastes Everyone’s Time at ‘End Meaningless Noise Vol 3’ in the City of Angels

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

So, get this: Vocalist Oscar Garcia’s ego trip, I mean, version of TERRORIZER, cleverly disguised as TERRORIZER LA (because originality…

Disney Lorcana Crowns Some Lucky Schmuck World Champion
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Disney Lorcana Crowns Some Lucky Schmuck World Champion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! The Great Mouse himself has apparently sprinkled enough fairy dust (or maybe just corporate…

TESTAMENT’s CHRIS DOVAS Proves He Can Hit Things With Sticks In New Drum-Cam Video From Down Under
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TESTAMENT’s CHRIS DOVAS Proves He Can Hit Things With Sticks In New Drum-Cam Video From Down Under

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 Newbie drummer Chris Dovas (ex-SEVEN SPIRES, who?) just dropped a drum-cam video of him butchering “D.N.R. (Do Not…

Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ for 35th Time at Some Italian Thingy
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Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ for 35th Time at Some Italian Thingy

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

So, Judas Priest, those geriatric metal gods, apparently graced Italy with their presence at the Ferrara Summer Festival. 🙄 Yes,…

Alaskan Pork and Whale Bribes: Murkowski Sells Her Soul to Trump (Again) | CNN Politics
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Alaskan Pork and Whale Bribes: Murkowski Sells Her Soul to Trump (Again) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Oh, the drama in D.C. never ends! Looks like Senator Murkowski, bless her heart, held up President Trump’s “big, beautiful…

Frank Bello’s Anthrax Debut: From Soiled Pants to Stage Presence
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Frank Bello’s Anthrax Debut: From Soiled Pants to Stage Presence

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

In a recent, totally unbiased interview with The Music Zoo (because who else would interview Frank Bello, amirite?), ANTHRAX’s own…

Battlefield 6 Leak: Rush Mode Confirmed (Finally, Something We Asked For)
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Battlefield 6 Leak: Rush Mode Confirmed (Finally, Something We Asked For)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, look, another “leak” for Battlefield 6 (or whatever they’re calling it these days). Apparently, some dude named Rain (because…

BILL WARD (Literally Who?) Claims to Almost Be Done With 2 (TWO!) New Solo Albums (LOL!)
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BILL WARD (Literally Who?) Claims to Almost Be Done With 2 (TWO!) New Solo Albums (LOL!)

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

So, apparently, geriatric drumming sensation 🥁 Bill Ward, bless his cotton socks, is still alive and kicking (or at least…

ROYALE LYNN Drops ‘WTCH’ Music Video and a ‘Black Magic’ Album – Because We Needed More Magic
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ROYALE LYNN Drops ‘WTCH’ Music Video and a ‘Black Magic’ Album – Because We Needed More Magic

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Okay, so Nashville “rocker” 🙄 (air quotes, people!) Royale Lynn, bless her heart, has unleashed her new auditory assault, “Black…

Capcom Thought About Ruining Resident Evil With Open World and Online Nonsense
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Capcom Thought About Ruining Resident Evil With Open World and Online Nonsense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

**Oh, honey, buckle up buttercups! Resident Evil Requiem, or as I like to call it, “Capcom’s Identity Crisis: The Game,”…

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