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MOONSPELL: ‘Far From God’ Album Drops in July, Title Track Comes to Save Your Soul (or Not) Later This Month
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MOONSPELL: ‘Far From God’ Album Drops in July, Title Track Comes to Save Your Soul (or Not) Later This Month

Chord F. DiscordMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

Portuguese gothic metal band MOONSPELL announces new album “Far From God” — and no, they’re not starting a podcast about…

After tariffs, inflation, and gas prices, small businesses now dealing with existential dread and the crushing weight of capitalism’s endless appetite for their soul
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

After tariffs, inflation, and gas prices, small businesses now dealing with existential dread and the crushing weight of capitalism’s endless appetite for their soul

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Gas Prices Skyrocket as Trump’s America Gets Punched in the Gut Look, I’m not saying Democrats and their Iranian puppet…

Apple Unveils the “MacBook Neo” — Because Who Needs Money Anyway?
Apple Just Dropped a MacBook That Won't Require Selling a Kidney 💸
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Apple Unveils the “MacBook Neo” — Because Who Needs Money Anyway?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Apple has officially decided to stop pretending their laptops are made of unicorn tears and solid gold, announcing the MacBook…

SKINDRED Drops ‘Can I Get A’ – Because Apparently We All Need A Reminder That The New Album ‘You Got This’ Exists
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SKINDRED Drops ‘Can I Get A’ – Because Apparently We All Need A Reminder That The New Album ‘You Got This’ Exists

Chord F. DiscordMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Welsh ragga metal legends SKINDRED have unleashed their latest sonic abomination, “Can I Get A,” proving once again that combining…

Events

REGGAE SUNDAY: Where the Rum Flows and the Dance Moves Go Rogue in the #1 Caribbean Party That’ll Make Your Grandma Say “Whaaat?”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

REGGAE SUNDAY The #1 Caribbean Party In The City (finally, a party that’s not just “meh”) LIMITED CAPACITY EVENT |…

Events

NEO SOUL SUNDAYS: WHERE THE GROOVE IS LOUDER THAN YOUR EX’S NEW PARTNER’S CAR STEREO

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

SUNDAY FUNDAY @ STONE WATER: WHERE ADULTING TAKES A BACKSEAT TO VIBES! 🎉 New venue, same mature crowd pretending they’re…

Events

SILK LIVE IN CONCERT FOR BLACK RODEO WEEKEND AT 5015 SATURDAY MARCH 7TH

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

**SILK’s Black Rodeo Weekend Bash: Where Smooth Beats Meet Cowboy Boots** 🤠 Dust off your cowboy hats and silk shirts,…

Anthropic Abandons Safety Pledge Mid-Fight, Proving Even AI Ethicists Can’t Resist the Pentagon’s Siren Song
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Anthropic Abandons Safety Pledge Mid-Fight, Proving Even AI Ethicists Can’t Resist the Pentagon’s Siren Song

Big ElephantFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Deep State Puppets at Anthropic Bow to Pentagon Overlords, Ditch ‘Safety’ Charade In a shocking turn of events that proves…

Supreme Court to Decide if Colorado City Can Sue Oil Companies for Making Earth Hotter Than a Jalapeño Popper
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Supreme Court to Decide if Colorado City Can Sue Oil Companies for Making Earth Hotter Than a Jalapeño Popper

Big ElephantFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

The Supreme Court is stepping into a high-stakes climate battle, and folks, this is huge! In a bold move, the…

WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want
Professional wrestling is scripted, but this experience was pure, unfiltered magic.
Breaking, Games News

WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

I’ve been watching professional wrestling since I was four years old, back when Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s autograph was the crown…

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