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Tag: Soundgarden

Matt Cameron FINALLY Escapes Pearl Jam After Torturous 27-Year Sentence
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Matt Cameron FINALLY Escapes Pearl Jam After Torturous 27-Year Sentence

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Breaking News! 🚨 Matt Cameron, the guy who hits things in PEARL JAM, has finally realized he’s been playing the…

Kim Thayil Thinks Soundgarden’s Ghostly Chris Cornell Tracks Might Finally Escape the Vault and Haunt Your Speakers 👻🎁
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Kim Thayil Thinks Soundgarden’s Ghostly Chris Cornell Tracks Might Finally Escape the Vault and Haunt Your Speakers 👻🎁

Chord F. DiscordMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OMG, Kim Thayil Thinks He’s Gonna Finish That Soundgarden Album? 🤣😂🤣 Like, Dude, Chris Has Been Dead Since 2017! 💀…

Oh, great, so the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is scraping the bottom of the barrel again, inducting Bad Company and Soundgarden 🙄🎸🥁👴
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Oh, great, so the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is scraping the bottom of the barrel again, inducting Bad Company and Soundgarden 🙄🎸🥁👴

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

🚨 EMERGENCY! 🚨 The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, bless its cotton socks, has announced its 2025 inductees. Hold…

🚨 After Shaina Shepherd’s Disaster at The Showbox, Soundgarden Says «Hold My Beer!» 🍺
🤯 Soundgarden’s «Freebird!» Guy Gambit: A Hilarious Response to Their Worst Gig Ever!
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🚨 After Shaina Shepherd’s Disaster at The Showbox, Soundgarden Says «Hold My Beer!» 🍺

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 15, 2025January 15, 2025

Seattle, WA – It seems Soundgarden just can’t stop surprising – or trolling – their fans. After their disastrous December…

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