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ENTER SHIKARI still a band somehow
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ENTER SHIKARI still a band somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some utterly unnecessary, yet totally awesome news? 🤯 Enter Shikari just dropped a…

Tesla somehow managed to invent a flying car apparently
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Tesla somehow managed to invent a flying car apparently

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest unveiling, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

Staind Finally Releases Album With Title Longer Than Their Career
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Staind Finally Releases Album With Title Longer Than Their Career

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… STAIND is releasing…

Cut out the middleman, host your own server, ditch the publisher greed
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Cut out the middleman, host your own server, ditch the publisher greed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity to dive into the wonderful world of multiplayer gaming, where publishers and executives get to make…

Andy Bell’s debut solo album gets 21st rehash because you clearly needed it
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Andy Bell’s debut solo album gets 21st rehash because you clearly needed it

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Andy Bell, the iconic frontman of Erasure, has decided to revisit his 2005…

xTool Tries To Make Manufacturing Less Exclusive For Regular Humans
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xTool Tries To Make Manufacturing Less Exclusive For Regular Humans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

It’s not every day that a company like xTool comes along, aiming to democratize desktop manufacturing and make it accessible…

Republicans Break Bank For Underwhelming Results
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Republicans Break Bank For Underwhelming Results

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Republicans are throwing hundreds of millions of dollars at…

Selma Blair Arrested Because Even Celebrities Can Have Bad Flights Apparently
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Selma Blair Arrested Because Even Celebrities Can Have Bad Flights Apparently

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 18, 2026

Selma Blair, the actress known for her iconic roles in Legally Blonde and Hellboy, has been charged with assault following…

Sandberg Finds Room In Heart For Love And Grief Somehow
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Sandberg Finds Room In Heart For Love And Grief Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Sheryl Sandberg’s latest thoughts on love and loss, and I’ve got…

Ozzy Needs Money So Hes Rehashing Black Sabbath Stuff In LA
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Ozzy Needs Money So Hes Rehashing Black Sabbath Stuff In LA

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can relive the magic of Ozzy Osbourne and…

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