VOIVOD Finally Doing Something New, But Only After Sounding Like They’re in a Sci-Fi Opera With a Symphony
Well, look who’s finally decided to crawl out of their sci-fi bunker and grace us with their presence — it’s…
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“Dr Jessamy Hibberd Reveals Secret: How to Finally Stop Your Brain From Ruining Everything”
Stop overthinking! Or keep doing it – what do we care? 😅 Join us on **Zoom, Feb 4, 2026, 7pm…
Virtual Boy On Switch Online: Nintendo’s Bold Attempt to Make You Question Your Life Choices Again
In a move that perhaps no one could have expected, the Virtual Boy is joining the Nintendo Switch Online +…
Nintendo Switch 2’s Winter 2026 Lineup: Where Your Wallet Freezes and Your Sanity Melts
Oh look, the Switch 2’s library is “expanding.” Groundbreaking. 🙄 While Sony and Microsoft fans are already 2 generations ahead,…
EVE Online Director’s Letter Promises 2026 Will Be *Totally* Not Another Year of Spinning Ships and Waiting for Space Potatoes to Grow
Prepare Your Ships, Capsuleers: EVE Online’s 2026 Roadmap Is Here to Ruin Your Sleep Schedule Oh boy, CCP Games just…
“Big Girls Don’t Cry, They Link Up and Dominate”
🍴💸 Food and drinks? That’s on you, queen. Hydration is a personal journey. Hey Girl, Hey: The Plus-Size Girlie Link-Up…
CNN’s Don Lemon Found in Custody, Probably Just Wanted a Better Guest List
Breaking: Don Lemon Gets Arrested While Trying to Be the Next MLK (Spoiler: He Failed) Well, well, well… look who…
Pro-Shot Video Of METAL ALLEGIANCE And Their Surprise Guests From MASTODON And SEPULTURA Finally Nail That One Metallica Song You Knew They’d Do
Attention, metalheads and headbangers: A legendary jam session just hit YouTube, and it’s basically a superhero team-up—if superheroes played shred-tastic…
GeForce NOW Unleashes A Horde Of New Games And A Linux Beta That’s Probably Just A Potato With Wi-Fi
After what felt like an eternity of gamers begging for mercy, GeForce NOW has finally decided to acknowledge that Linux…
POST MALONE, SLASH, DUFF MCKAGAN And CHAD SMITH Unite To Do A Half-Decent Impression Of OZZY OSBOURNE At The 2026 GRAMMYs
Oh great, another Grammy tribute, because what the world really needs is more middle-aged men in leather jackets pretending they…