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Delta Plane Just Bumps Into Another One Because Who Needs Space
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Delta Plane Just Bumps Into Another One Because Who Needs Space

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a bit of a mishap at Los Angeles International Airport, where a…

Starbucks Shrinks Stores Because Who Needs Personal Space Anyway
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Starbucks Shrinks Stores Because Who Needs Personal Space Anyway

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

I’m sipping on my coffee, reading about Starbucks’ new plan to recapture its roots as a cozy spot to grab…

Behaviour Interactive dives into sci-fi shooters because who needs originality
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Behaviour Interactive dives into sci-fi shooters because who needs originality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

It looks like Behaviour Interactive is cooking up something new, and by “something new,” I mean a sci-fi first-person shooter…

Devin Townsend’s 36 Year Marriage Ends, Guess The Music Industry Wasn’t Enough To Pay The Bills
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Devin Townsend’s 36 Year Marriage Ends, Guess The Music Industry Wasn’t Enough To Pay The Bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious navel-gazing? Devin Townsend, the mastermind behind Strapping Young Lad and a…

Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough
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Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Talking Heads is back with an extensive reissue of their 1979 album Fear…

Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams
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Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Just when you thought the gaming landscape couldn’t get any more exciting, Aska Studios and Megabit come along and shake…

Ancient Pipe Destroys Business Because Infrastructure Maintenance Is Optional
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Ancient Pipe Destroys Business Because Infrastructure Maintenance Is Optional

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a gas explosion in Kansas that’s just mind-boggling. Apparently, a joint welded…

Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour
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Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can spend your summer sweating with thousands of…

Trump Demands Schools Cook Like Gordon Ramsay Now
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Trump Demands Schools Cook Like Gordon Ramsay Now

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Trump administration is pushing for schools to…

Lauren Hart Saves Arch Enemy From Total Irrelevance With New Live Video
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Lauren Hart Saves Arch Enemy From Total Irrelevance With New Live Video

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

OH NO, ARCH ENEMY HAS RELEASED A NEW LIVE VIDEO AND I’M STILL REELING FROM THE NEWS 🤯! I mean,…

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