Jennifer Hale Yearns to Return as Shepard in Mass Effect 5, Begs BioWare for a Call
Wow, hold on to your Omni-tools, folks! Jennifer Hale, the voice actress for everyone’s favorite space lesbian (or space dude,…
Tag: Space
‘Jurassic World’ Still Exists?! Plus ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ and the Game That Lets You Live Out Your Power Washing Fantasies
More liberal indoctrination for our youth, folks! CNN is pushing “Jurassic World,” “Star Trek,” and some commie “PowerWash Simulator” game.…
Oops! Co-Pilot Tried To Save the Day, Plane Goes “Weeeee!” Off Runway
Another day, another near-miss thanks to woke pilots probably distracted by their pronouns! This Roanoke, Virginia flight crew had a…
Ace Frehley’s Post-Show Autopsy: Still More Interesting Than His Solo Albums
According to TMZ, and who trusts them anyway 😂, original KISS guitarist Ace Frehley’s alleged demise is being “investigated” by…
From American Dream to ‘Meh-rica’: How Trump’s Visa Drama Sent Students Running for the Border (and Other Countries)
Oh, the horror! It seems that fewer Indian students are flocking to our glorious American universities, all thanks to President…
Michael J. Fox HATED the DeLorean: A Car So Bad, Even Time Couldn’t Fix It
**OMG! 😱 Michael J. Fox HATED the DeLorean in ‘Back to the Future’?!?!? Like, how dare he??? 😡 Is nothing…
Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story
Oh, dear Lord, can you believe what I just stumbled upon? 🙄 Apparently, MÖTLEY CRÃœE’s John 5 (yes, the guy…
Stryper’s Michael Sweet and Wifey Launch a ‘Faith in Music’ Foundation Because Apparently God Needs Help With Spotify
HOLY MOLY! STRYPER frontman (still?) Michael Sweet and his lovely (we assume) wife Lisa have descended from their ivory tower…
Mike Patton and The Avett Brothers Vomit Up New Ear-Bleeding Single ‘Heaven’s Breath’ From Diarrhea-Inducing Collab Album ‘AVTT/PTTN’
Oh, great, more music 🙄. As if we needed another reason to question the state of the industry. THE AVETT…
All You Need Is Kill: Prepare to Have Your Mind Numbed by Another Anime Adaptation of That Novel That Inspired Edge of Tomorrow
So, Hiroshi Sakurazaka, bless his weeaboo heart, wrote this thing called All You Need Is Kill. And because Hollywood is…