🚨 CPG Founders: Skip the Convention Center, We’ve Got Fish Tacos & VIPs in a Studio That Sounds Like a Thrift Store! 🚨
Join us at Studio Casually (yes, that’s the name) on Jan 22, 2026, from 6-9 PM PST for a Founder Dinner where you can network, snack on fish tacos, and pretend you’re not desperate for shelf space. Location: San Diego’s East Village, 5 mins from the convention center (because walking is hard). RSVP required. Must be a CPG founder—brokers, consultants, and your mom need not apply. Bring samples in your backpack like a snack dealer. Sponsored by Modifly (they make ads) and Swytchback (they guess what sells). More info: [email protected].

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
