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Alaska Voters Delightfully Confused By Two Dan Sullivans
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Alaska Voters Delightfully Confused By Two Dan Sullivans

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest news from Alaska, where it seems we’ve got a real…

Possessed’s Jeff Becerra Promises To Ruin His Legacy With Annual Albums
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Possessed’s Jeff Becerra Promises To Ruin His Legacy With Annual Albums

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… POSSESSED…

NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance
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NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Because who needs exclusive deals when you can just give the people what they want, NVIDIA has finally decided to…

RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves
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RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to the past? 🙄 Because I’ve got some…

Anthrax fires Joey Belladonna because of course they did
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Anthrax fires Joey Belladonna because of course they did

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some drama? 🤯 Because I’ve got a scoop that’s gonna make your head…

Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie
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Jurassic Suburbs because what Hollywood needs is another suburban dinosaur movie

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom ended with a tantalizing cliffhanger, setting the stage for a thrilling sequel where dinosaurs would wreak…

Cyber Firm Discovers Integrity, Immediately Regrets It
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Cyber Firm Discovers Integrity, Immediately Regrets It

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration hired a cybersecurity firm, Mojave Research, to examine…

Because You Clearly Need More Debt
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Because You Clearly Need More Debt

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which has now reached an estimated $1 billion after…

Fed Keeps Everyone Guessing Because That’s Their Job Apparently
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Fed Keeps Everyone Guessing Because That’s Their Job Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve is set to meet next month, and the…

Because You Clearly Need More Money To Buy Avocado Toast
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Because You Clearly Need More Money To Buy Avocado Toast

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which is now estimated to be a whopping $905 million…

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