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EJ Lee Documentary: Prepare for the Most Boring Sneak Peek Ever
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EJ Lee Documentary: Prepare for the Most Boring Sneak Peek Ever

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Haydée Souffrant PRESENTS: A panel discussion with Zoe Sua Cho, Shuling Yong, Paige Crawford, and Maya Goldberg-Saffir!** 🤪 Get…

5 Things You Gotta Know on Oct 30 (Or Not): Trumpy-Xi Pow-Wow, Boom Boom Nukes, Hurricane “Meh-lissa,” Starving People, and Art Thieves at the Louvre, LOL
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5 Things You Gotta Know on Oct 30 (Or Not): Trumpy-Xi Pow-Wow, Boom Boom Nukes, Hurricane “Meh-lissa,” Starving People, and Art Thieves at the Louvre, LOL

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Another day, another excuse for the liberal media to whine about something. But fear not, patriots, because your favorite President…

Sports Gaming: From Punching Bag to Savior (Leagues Now Begging for Scraps)
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Sports Gaming: From Punching Bag to Savior (Leagues Now Begging for Scraps)

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

More proof that the woke NBA is RIGGED! An NBA coach and player caught with their hands in the cookie…

SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)
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SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

🎸🤣 SOULFLY, those lovable metal dinosaurs, have graced us with a music video for “No Pain = No Power” 🙄,…

Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax Announce Geriatric Reunion Tour for 2026, Will Probably Need a Walker
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Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax Announce Geriatric Reunion Tour for 2026, Will Probably Need a Walker

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Ah, yes, the geriatric rockers IRON MAIDEN, bless their cotton socks, are dusting off their walkers and venturing out on…

Where Music Meets Over-the-Top Drama: Film Scores So Predictable They Should Be Arrested
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Where Music Meets Over-the-Top Drama: Film Scores So Predictable They Should Be Arrested

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

OMG, you guys, like, music in movies? Groundbreaking. 🙄 It’s not just some random noise to fill the void while…

5 Things 2 Know on Sept 5: USA Plays Sanctions Game, NOLA Still Exists, Pew Pew Ban, Map Shenanigans, Texas Aqua Park
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5 Things 2 Know on Sept 5: USA Plays Sanctions Game, NOLA Still Exists, Pew Pew Ban, Map Shenanigans, Texas Aqua Park

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal media is still pushing their agenda, even in 2025? They’re trying to make Trump…

Trump throws tantrum, cancels meeting because Democrats won’t let him build his wall
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Trump throws tantrum, cancels meeting because Democrats won’t let him build his wall

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum threatening to shut down the government! Crooked Schumer and Hakeem “Who?” Jeffries are holding…

Siryss Photography: Prepare for Mediocrity Day
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Siryss Photography: Prepare for Mediocrity Day

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Siryss Media is gracing Ottumwa, IA, on September 21, 2025, with ✨media day✨ at the Southeast Iowa JBS…

F1 Movie Night: Because Cars in Museums Aren’t Moving Fast Enough
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F1 Movie Night: Because Cars in Museums Aren’t Moving Fast Enough

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**🎬OMG! The “F1–The Movie”🍿is coming to the Jacksonville Sports Car Museum on Friday, September 12, 2025, 6:00 PM – 10:00…

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