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The Fantastic Four’s First Steps: A Glorified Photo Op at Toronto’s Illuminarium (Free Swag Not Included)
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The Fantastic Four’s First Steps: A Glorified Photo Op at Toronto’s Illuminarium (Free Swag Not Included)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Alright, Marvel Zombies, brace yourselves! 🤪 Marvel Studios Canada, bless their maple-syrup-infused hearts, is throwing a “free” (as if anything’s…

Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024
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Why Retro Gaming Still Clings to Life in the Year 2024

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Apparently, some 26.7 million of you are still clinging to your ancient Nintendo Entertainment Systems,…

EA Sports FC 26: Zlatan’s Face So Good, It Leaked Before the Trailer Even Breathed
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EA Sports FC 26: Zlatan’s Face So Good, It Leaked Before the Trailer Even Breathed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

EA has announced that Swedish demigod Zlatan Ibrahimović, the only human to ever bench press a planet, will be the…

AMC’s 50% Discounts: Saving Hollywood or Just Delaying the Inevitable Doom?
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AMC’s 50% Discounts: Saving Hollywood or Just Delaying the Inevitable Doom?

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Oh, the poor, struggling movie theaters! Seems like even Hollywood is bowing down to the woke-a-holics, offering discounts just to…

CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)
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CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another liberal media freakout! The Grand Canyon Lodge, a historical treasure, is now just a pile…

Brad Pitt’s Geriatric ‘F1’ Movie Outpaces Films Starring Actual Young People, World Weeps
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Brad Pitt’s Geriatric ‘F1’ Movie Outpaces Films Starring Actual Young People, World Weeps

FinnJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, honey, did you hear? Joseph Kosinski’s *F1: The Movie* (or as I like to call it, *Geriatric Grand Prix*)…

BUCKCHERRY Announces Geriatric Fall 2025 U.S Tour With Some Guy Named MICHAEL MONROE
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BUCKCHERRY Announces Geriatric Fall 2025 U.S Tour With Some Guy Named MICHAEL MONROE

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready for the geriatric rock event of the decade! 👴👵 California’s finest (debatable) rockers, BUCKCHERRY, are crawling…

MEGADETH Sumo-Sized Fail: Round 2 of Embarrassment
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MEGADETH Sumo-Sized Fail: Round 2 of Embarrassment

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh my god, can you even believe this? MEGADETH, those geriatric thrash metal dudes, are STILL trying to stay relevant…

NYT: Sportsball watchers willingly throw away $4,785 annually | CNN
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NYT: Sportsball watchers willingly throw away $4,785 annually | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Another day, another way for the liberal media to whine about capitalism! The New York Times, CNN’s propaganda arm, is…

Roberts and Gorsuch to Decide if Boys Can Beat Girls in Sports, America’s Sanity on the Line
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Roberts and Gorsuch to Decide if Boys Can Beat Girls in Sports, America’s Sanity on the Line

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is hyperventilating because the Supreme Court is daring to consider whether boys should be…

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