Fake News CNN wants you to believe Trump is meeting Putin to end the Ukraine war? Wake up, sheeple! It’s a secret strategy session to unleash a tidal wave of MAGA on the world. Alaska? Perfect spot to keep those pesky Deep State spies away!
First female umpire? Another victory for the Woke mob! Pretty soon, they’ll want women playing baseball. As if! SpaceX Dragon? Probably carrying more Antifa thugs, disguised as astronauts, ready to burn down our cities.
Soccer-playing robots in China? Don’t be fooled! They are developing the technology to replace our brave soldiers with commie bots! Dinosaur tracks? Planted by the radical left to rewrite history and erase our God-given American heritage! CNN is selling you a load of garbage!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
