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Age of Empires 3 resurrected with recycled Baltic Powers DLC cash grab coming September
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Age of Empires 3 resurrected with recycled Baltic Powers DLC cash grab coming September

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Well, folks, it’s time to dust off those old Age of Empires CDs, because the cancelled Baltic Powers DLC is…

More Proof Hollywood Runs on Nostalgia and Desperation Now
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More Proof Hollywood Runs on Nostalgia and Desperation Now

FinnJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped, and with it, a plethora of Marvel references, hidden secrets,…

Emberville boasts all star voice cast to distract from lackluster gameplay
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Emberville boasts all star voice cast to distract from lackluster gameplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Get ready to roll your eyes in awe at the star-studded cast of Emberville, the upcoming Action RPG from Cygnus…

RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint
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RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

It’s time to get this pixel party started, and what better way to do it than with a healthy dose…

Missing person case becomes conveniently timed video game plot twist somehow
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Missing person case becomes conveniently timed video game plot twist somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Oh joy, another investigative game to add to the never-ending pile of “find the missing person” titles, because apparently, we…

Mortal Shell 2 Because One Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Mortal Shell 2 Because One Wasnt Enough Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Cold Symmetry is back with a new trailer for Mortal Shell…

Oh Joy Another Alpha Test Because We Clearly Need More Beta Tests
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Oh Joy Another Alpha Test Because We Clearly Need More Beta Tests

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Oh boy, another “exciting” development in the world of EVE Online, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet.…

Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated
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Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The Blood of Dawnwalker is finally within our grasp, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s everything I hoped it…

CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness
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CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Remedy is back with CONTROL Resonant, the latest installment in the…

Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom
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Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Oh joy, another hardware launch, another chance for our favorite companies to disappoint us with subpar quality control. The Steam…

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