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STEEL PANTHER somehow still exists and has a new album coming in 2027 because you clearly needed this
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STEEL PANTHER somehow still exists and has a new album coming in 2027 because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-at-all-ironic news? 🤦‍♂️ STEEL PANTHER, the most tongue-in-cheek, über-macho, hair-metal-revival band out…

Trump Unleashes Inner Chaos Master Again
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Trump Unleashes Inner Chaos Master Again

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like many Republicans running for office in the 2026…

More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
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More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Another week, another deluge of new movies on streaming services, because what’s a theater experience anymore? This week, we’ve got…

Jason Voorhees older than some of the ideas behind his movies now
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Jason Voorhees older than some of the ideas behind his movies now

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

The wait is finally over for fans of the iconic horror franchise, Friday the 13th. After a 14-year hiatus, Jason…

Republicans Break Bank For Underwhelming Results
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Republicans Break Bank For Underwhelming Results

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Republicans are throwing hundreds of millions of dollars at…

Rolling with punches Baldur’s Gate 3’s cruel RNG whimsyalty
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Rolling with punches Baldur’s Gate 3’s cruel RNG whimsyalty

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Get ready for a wild ride with Baldur’s Gate 3, where the dice can be as cruel as a publisher’s…

Trump Rallies Ohio With signature Blend of Chaos and Desperation
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Trump Rallies Ohio With signature Blend of Chaos and Desperation

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this article about President Trump’s rally in Youngstown, Ohio.…

XPENG invades Europe with overhyped G9L SUV at 2026 Paris Motor Show
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XPENG invades Europe with overhyped G9L SUV at 2026 Paris Motor Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

The gaming world may be abuzz with the latest developments in electric vehicles, but let’s be real, who needs a…

Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow
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Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow

FinnOctober 10, 2026October 12, 2026

Brad Bird has directed seven movies, and to varying degrees, all of them except Ratatouille concern themselves with retro futures.…

Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: Magic Meets Marvel in Overpriced Card Chaos
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Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: Magic Meets Marvel in Overpriced Card Chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

Get ready for some magical mayhem, folks! NYCC 2026 just dropped the bombshell of the year: Magic: The Gathering |…

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