FTC Dumps $126M on Fortnite Noobs, Begging for Refund Cries ‘Til July
Oh, sweet tears of joy! 😭 The FTC, bless their bureaucratic hearts, is shoveling out another $126 million in Fortnite…
Tag: Strike
Trump throws epic tantrum at NATO, blames US intel for Iran strike buzzkill
Oh, the Fake News is at it again! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s decisive action against Iran’s nuke program.…
Papa Roach Vomits New Single ‘Braindead’ Featuring Some Guy From H2O or Whatever
PAPA ROACH, those lovable elder statesmen of nu-metal (👴🏼), are back with a brand new banger called “Braindead”, featuring Toby…
Trump Declares ‘Forever’ Peace in the Land of ‘Oops, Still at War!’ – Is It Just Another Reality Show Episode?
Folks, can you believe it? Trump just pulled off the impossible! While the liberal media was busy prepping their “Trump’s…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Trump Voters Are Now Pacifists, Iran Strike Exposes Obvious MAGA Hypocrisy
Here we go again, folks! CNN, still sniffing around trying to stir up trouble in the Republican party. Apparently, Marjorie…
US “Accidentally” Misplaces Iran’s Nuke Stuff, Claims It’s “Totally Gone”
Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They’re whining that the air strikes on…
Iran Crisis Week Two: Off-Ramp Getting Narrower, Still Technically Open (For Now, LOL) | CNN Politics
Oh, CNN, always with the drama! “Diplomacy” with Iran? Please! It’s like trying to reason with a rabid raccoon. They…
Valorant Masters Toronto 2025: We Predict Who’ll Choke in the Grand Finals
Okay, gamers, gather ’round, because the *real* action at Valorant Masters Toronto 2025 is about to go down (or not,…
“Yankee Doodle Dandies GTFO of Iran (Before Trump’s Big Kaboom!)”
Oh, the horror! Americans are fleeing Iran as the conflict with Israel escalates. Who could have possibly seen this coming?…
CNN Reporter Bravely Visits Israeli Hospital (Prepare for Propaganda)
Oh, CNN, always with the theatrics! “Hospital struck!” Cue the dramatic music. But wait, no deaths? And Iran conveniently says…