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Trump Mulls Tweeting Cartels Into Oblivion, Maduro to Blame, Sources (Probably) Say
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Trump Mulls Tweeting Cartels Into Oblivion, Maduro to Blame, Sources (Probably) Say

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh, CNN, always spinning tales of President Trump’s “escalation” against those poor, misunderstood Venezuelan drug cartels! It’s just a “broader…

SERJ TANKIAN Releases Music Video for Utterly Predictable ‘I’m Counting On You’ off Shockingly Original ‘Covers, Collaborations & Collages’ Album
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SERJ TANKIAN Releases Music Video for Utterly Predictable ‘I’m Counting On You’ off Shockingly Original ‘Covers, Collaborations & Collages’ Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s main man, Serj Tankian, is gracing us with yet another solo project, “Covers, Collaborations & Collages”…

Slow Horses Season 5 Trailer: Because Apparently People Still Watch This
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Slow Horses Season 5 Trailer: Because Apparently People Still Watch This

FinnSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Behold! Apple TV+, desperate for your $9.99/month, just dropped a trailer for season five of Slow Horses, the “critically acclaimed”…

5 MMO Features So Good, They’ll Steal Your Life Savings and Social Life
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5 MMO Features So Good, They’ll Steal Your Life Savings and Social Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round for some *totally* unbiased truths about why you’re still wasting your lives in MMOs. 🙄 We’re…

PAX West 2025: Bandai Namco Attempts to Distract You From Elden Ring DLC With More Games
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PAX West 2025: Bandai Namco Attempts to Distract You From Elden Ring DLC With More Games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Alright gamers, buckle up because Bandai Namco, bless their cotton socks, is apparently trying to distract us from the impending…

Oh, Canada! Jobs Minister Plays Hero, Saves Air Canada from Flight Attendant Uprising
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Oh, Canada! Jobs Minister Plays Hero, Saves Air Canada from Flight Attendant Uprising

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Another day, another union temper tantrum! Those socialist Canadians are at it again, trying to bring down a successful airline…

Air Canada Apocalypse: Your Flight’s Doomed, Here’s How to (Maybe) Survive
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Air Canada Apocalypse: Your Flight’s Doomed, Here’s How to (Maybe) Survive

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Another day, another socialist temper tantrum! Air Canada flight attendants, probably radical leftists funded by Soros, are threatening to strike…

I PREVAIL Drops Another Banger: ‘Annihilate Me’ (As If We Asked Them To)
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I PREVAIL Drops Another Banger: ‘Annihilate Me’ (As If We Asked Them To)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

So, the two-time Grammy-nominated (but never winning, LOL) rock band I PREVAIL has dropped a new single, “Annihilate Me”. 🙄…

Boeing Workers at 3 Plants Go on Strike Again, Because Apparently Once Wasn’t Enough
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Boeing Workers at 3 Plants Go on Strike Again, Because Apparently Once Wasn’t Enough

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here: Another group of unionized socialists holding our great Boeing company hostage! 40%…

VA to Veterans: Drop Dead (Before You Drop a Baby)
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VA to Veterans: Drop Dead (Before You Drop a Baby)

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and common sense! The so-called “Department of Veterans Affairs” (more like the Department…

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