Another Classic Tale Ruined by Hollywood’s Desperation for New Content
Aaron Taylor-Johnson is set to terrify audiences in Robert Eggers’ new horror film, Werwulf. The trailer has been released, and…
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The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, The Proclaimers are back with a new album, because who needs a break…
Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective
Primal Scream, the band that refuses to retire, has announced a new collection of their most revered and experimental albums,…
What’s America coming to now
Welcome to 5 Things PM, folks! I’m sipping on my coffee and enjoying the latest news. It seems like the…
Meta’s AI Glasses Get Cheapening Facelift and Desperate Celebrity Endorsement
Because apparently we haven’t milked the whole smart glasses thing enough yet, Meta has announced a new initiative for its…
OZZY OSBOURNE’s Super Gross Throne That He Probably Peed On A Few Times To Be Glorified At Birmingham Museum & Art Gallery Like It’s A Real Historical Artifact Or Something
The throne, which was last seen at the “Back To The Beginning” concert, will be on display from Wednesday, July…
VALORANT Masters London Reveals Overpowered Summit Map and Broken Retake LTM to Ruin Everyone’s Day
Get ready for the most epic update in VALORANT history, folks! 🎉🔥 The VALORANT Masters London just dropped a showmatch…
BEARTOOTH Finally Decides to Release Actual Bulls*** From Their Super Original and Not at All Overhyped ‘Pure Ecstasy’ Album That Will Definitely Change the Face of Music Forever
BEARTOOTH is back with a new single, and it’s all about the “Bullshit” 🤣. The latest track from their upcoming…
Liberal media frets over weather and G7 while America thrives
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. So, I’m reading this article about how the Biden people (you…
Because Clearly We Haven’t Had Enough Edgy Titles About Edgy Games with Edgy Characters Living on the Edge of Edginess
Get ready for the most epic adventure of your life, or at least a decent way to spend your weekend…