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Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently
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Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

So, I was reading this article on CNN, sipping my coffee, and I just about spit it out when I…

El-Sayed and Stevens get feisty over AIPAC in Michigan Senate debate
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El-Sayed and Stevens get feisty over AIPAC in Michigan Senate debate

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Michigan Senate Democratic debate between Rep. Haley Stevens and Abdul…

Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging
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Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

I just spent the most exhausting 2.5 hours of my life at the Nintendo appointment at Summer Game Fest 2026,…

Because What July 4th Needs Is More Gunfire Apparently
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Because What July 4th Needs Is More Gunfire Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest shooting in Brooklyn, and I just can’t help but think,…

Frosthaven Finally Escapes Endless Early Access Purgatory
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Frosthaven Finally Escapes Endless Early Access Purgatory

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the iconic board game FROSTHAVEN now has an official release date…

Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway
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Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes from the thrash metal world? 🤯 I just got done…

Trump’s Back Online Because You Demanded It Apparently
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Trump’s Back Online Because You Demanded It Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump Accounts, a new federal savings and investment vehicle for…

Grandpa’s Sidewalk Empire Takes Nation By Storm
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Grandpa’s Sidewalk Empire Takes Nation By Storm

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 78-year-old cardiologist and local politician, Gary Miller, has become an…

Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama
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Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Let’s dive into the latest news. The Supreme Court has wrapped…

London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years
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London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, London Records is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Bananarama’s landmark third studio album,…

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