Frosthaven Finally Escapes Endless Early Access Purgatory
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the iconic board game FROSTHAVEN now has an official release date…
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Schmier Slams AI Music As Stolen Goods Because Originality Is Overrated Anyway
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes from the thrash metal world? 🤯 I just got done…
Trump’s Back Online Because You Demanded It Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump Accounts, a new federal savings and investment vehicle for…
Grandpa’s Sidewalk Empire Takes Nation By Storm
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 78-year-old cardiologist and local politician, Gary Miller, has become an…
Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Let’s dive into the latest news. The Supreme Court has wrapped…
London Records milks Bananarama’s True Confessions for 40 glorious years
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, London Records is celebrating the 40th anniversary of Bananarama’s landmark third studio album,…
Another Classic Tale Ruined by Hollywood’s Desperation for New Content
Aaron Taylor-Johnson is set to terrify audiences in Robert Eggers’ new horror film, Werwulf. The trailer has been released, and…
The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, The Proclaimers are back with a new album, because who needs a break…
Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective
Primal Scream, the band that refuses to retire, has announced a new collection of their most revered and experimental albums,…
What’s America coming to now
Welcome to 5 Things PM, folks! I’m sipping on my coffee and enjoying the latest news. It seems like the…