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Tag: Superhero movie

The New ‘Supergirl’ Takes Flight in First Trailer and Apparently Your Mom’s Heart
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The New ‘Supergirl’ Takes Flight in First Trailer and Apparently Your Mom’s Heart

FinnDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

When Supergirl first flew onto the big screen in 1984, she didn’t just crash-land — she face-planted directly into the…

Andrew Garfield “Teases” Possible Spider-Man Comeback (Again?!) in the Year 2027 (Maybe, Possibly, If You Really, Really Beg)
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Andrew Garfield “Teases” Possible Spider-Man Comeback (Again?!) in the Year 2027 (Maybe, Possibly, If You Really, Really Beg)

FinnOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

🤣Oh, look, it’s Andrew Garfield, still pretending he doesn’t know if he’s going to be in Avengers: Secret Wars. As…

Help! I’m Drowning in Content: A Guide to Picking Something – Anything – to Watch Before You Die of Boredom
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Help! I’m Drowning in Content: A Guide to Picking Something – Anything – to Watch Before You Die of Boredom

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

Ah, the good ol’ days. Remember when deciding what to watch meant arguing with your siblings over which VHS tape…

James Gunn Blames America-Hating Haters for ‘Superman’ Flop
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James Gunn Blames America-Hating Haters for ‘Superman’ Flop

FinnJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

James Gunn, our supreme overlord and benevolent dictator of DC Studios, has graced us with his infinite wisdom, explaining why…

Fantastic Four: First Steps Takes a Step Back by Kicking a Classic Villain to the Curb
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Fantastic Four: First Steps Takes a Step Back by Kicking a Classic Villain to the Curb

FinnJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh no! 😱 Malkovich got the boot from The Fantastic Four: First Steps! Was it his acting? Nah, probably just…

‘Superman’ Lazily Stumbles Over Pathetic Box Office Competition in Hilarious Display of Weakness | CNN Business
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‘Superman’ Lazily Stumbles Over Pathetic Box Office Competition in Hilarious Display of Weakness | CNN Business

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

Another woke superhero movie “soars” at the box office, according to Fake News CNN. Of course, it does! It’s all…

Jon Watts’ Epic Reason for Ditching ‘Fantastic Bore’ Project Revealed
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Jon Watts’ Epic Reason for Ditching ‘Fantastic Bore’ Project Revealed

FinnJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Jon Watts FINALLY spilled the tea ☕ on why he bailed on directing *Fantastic Four: First Steps*. Turns…

OMG! James Gunn Claims Someone Somewhere Might Be Scribbling a ‘Wonder Woman’ Script
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OMG! James Gunn Claims Someone Somewhere Might Be Scribbling a ‘Wonder Woman’ Script

FinnJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

So, James Gunn, the overlord of DC Studios (along with his trusty sidekick Peter Safran), has deigned to bless us…

Dangerous Animals Director and Star Explain Why This Shark Movie Is Even More Pointless Than the Last One
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Dangerous Animals Director and Star Explain Why This Shark Movie Is Even More Pointless Than the Last One

FinnJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

OMG, ComicBook.com did an EXCLUSIVE interview with Sean Byrne and Hassie Harrison about their cinematic masterpiece, Dangerous Animals! 🙄 Apparently,…

Thunderbolts: Oh Honey, They’re Totally “The New Avengers” 😉 (Bless Their Hearts 🙄)
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Thunderbolts: Oh Honey, They’re Totally “The New Avengers” 😉 (Bless Their Hearts 🙄)

FinnMay 6, 2025May 7, 2025

Marvel, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof 🤡), has pulled the ultimate rug-pull! Remember ‘Thunderbolts*’? Yeah, well, scratch that!…

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