Paramount+ Canada in August 2025: A Whole Lotta Nothing, Eh
Another month, another excuse for Paramount+ to flex its incredibly average library on us Canadians 🇨🇦. Get ready for August…
Tag: superhero
James Cameron Milks ‘Avatar’ With Cartoon for Babies
OMG! 😱 James Cameron, bless his heart (and ego), is allegedly considering an animated Avatar spinoff. Because what the world…
MCU’s X-Men: Now With 90% More Teen Angst, Says Guy Who Should Know
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Kevin “The Manipulator” Feige has spoken! 🗣️ And guess what? He’s got *another* X-Men movie…
Wakanda Forever? More Like Wakanda Whenever, Says Confused Disney+
Oh, great, another Marvel cartoon 🙄. As if we didn’t have enough superhero content already. Brace yourselves, folks, because Disney+…
5 Things You NEED to Know on July 28th (Or the World Might Explode)
Well, folks, another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to undermine our GREAT President Trump! First up, a…
Peacemaker Season 2 Trailer: More explosions, more John Cena flexing, less plot
Oh, great, HBO Max decided to bless us with more Peacemaker, because clearly, we didn’t have enough superhero content clogging…
CNN: ‘Superhero’ Uses Flashlight, Doctors Confused
Another bleeding-heart liberal trying to guilt us into feeling sorry for… sick children? Give me a break! The REAL heroes…
James Gunn Blames America-Hating Haters for ‘Superman’ Flop
James Gunn, our supreme overlord and benevolent dictator of DC Studios, has graced us with his infinite wisdom, explaining why…
5 Things You Should Probably Know on July 21 (But Let’s Be Real, You’ll Forget by Noon): Water Everywhere, More Unhappy Places, That Thing Still Happening, Another Car Did a Thing, and Some Team or Something
Well, folks, another day, another deluge of drivel from the Fake News Network! They’re still pushing their global warming hoax,…
Fortnite Accidentally Leaks Crappy Fantastic Four Skins on Twitter, Nobody Cares
😂OMG! Fortnite, the game that refuses to die, is collabing with the Fantastic Four? 🙄Seriously? As if we needed more…