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Tag: Superheroes

James Cameron Milks ‘Avatar’ With Cartoon for Babies
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James Cameron Milks ‘Avatar’ With Cartoon for Babies

FinnJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

OMG! 😱 James Cameron, bless his heart (and ego), is allegedly considering an animated Avatar spinoff. Because what the world…

MCU’s X-Men: Now With 90% More Teen Angst, Says Guy Who Should Know
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MCU’s X-Men: Now With 90% More Teen Angst, Says Guy Who Should Know

FinnJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Kevin “The Manipulator” Feige has spoken! 🗣️ And guess what? He’s got *another* X-Men movie…

Fantastic Four: First Steps: Mystery Machine or Mistake Machine?
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Fantastic Four: First Steps: Mystery Machine or Mistake Machine?

FinnJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what Marvel just did to your childhood 😭! Turns out The Fantastic Four: First Steps wasn’t…

DAUGHTRY’s Back With Another EP? Prepare for ‘Shock To The System (Part Two)’ and the Earth-Shattering Single ‘The Bottom’
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DAUGHTRY’s Back With Another EP? Prepare for ‘Shock To The System (Part Two)’ and the Earth-Shattering Single ‘The Bottom’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Okay, folks, buckle up because your ears are about to be assaulted! 🎉 Multi-platinum rock band DAUGHTRY (yes, they’re still…

James Gunn Blames America-Hating Haters for ‘Superman’ Flop
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James Gunn Blames America-Hating Haters for ‘Superman’ Flop

FinnJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

James Gunn, our supreme overlord and benevolent dictator of DC Studios, has graced us with his infinite wisdom, explaining why…

Marvel Knew Kang Was a Joke Before ‘Quantumania’ Even Hit Theaters
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Marvel Knew Kang Was a Joke Before ‘Quantumania’ Even Hit Theaters

FinnJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Okay, so remember when Marvel Studios acted like they had a CLUE what they were doing in the early MCU…

Dreddful News: Taika Watiti’s Making Another Movie (Pray It’s Not Another Ragnarok)
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Dreddful News: Taika Watiti’s Making Another Movie (Pray It’s Not Another Ragnarok)

FinnJuly 18, 2025July 18, 2025

Oh, great, 🙄 Taika Waititi, the guy who admitted he only did Thor: Ragnarok because he was broke 🤣 and…

Fantastic Four: First Steps Takes a Step Back by Kicking a Classic Villain to the Curb
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Fantastic Four: First Steps Takes a Step Back by Kicking a Classic Villain to the Curb

FinnJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

Oh no! 😱 Malkovich got the boot from The Fantastic Four: First Steps! Was it his acting? Nah, probably just…

James Gunn’s ‘Superman’ Movie Breaks Record for Most Money Made in Superman History (No Duh)
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James Gunn’s ‘Superman’ Movie Breaks Record for Most Money Made in Superman History (No Duh)

FinnJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

James Gunn’s *Superman* (or as I like to call it, “Super-Meh”) actually managed to flutter into theaters and not immediately…

DC Desperately Milking ‘Superman’ with Not One, But TWO Spinoffs
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DC Desperately Milking ‘Superman’ with Not One, But TWO Spinoffs

FinnJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 James Gunn, the guy who brought you the cinematic masterpiece that is… *checks notes* …Guardians of…

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