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Tag: Tabletop

Godzilla RPG: Finally, a TTRPG Where You Can Just Stomp Everything
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Godzilla RPG: Finally, a TTRPG Where You Can Just Stomp Everything

FinnNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

IDW Games, those masterminds behind such *totally* unforgettable classics like… uh… well, they’re releasing a Godzilla Tabletop Roleplaying Game! ๐Ÿ™„…

Riftbound: Yet ANOTHER Card Game Attempts to Steal Your Money Today
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Riftbound: Yet ANOTHER Card Game Attempts to Steal Your Money Today

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round because Riot Games, bless their hearts ๐Ÿ™„, decided to yank us all back to the Stone…

Gamers Assemble to Witness Yet Another Gaming Company Nobody Asked For
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Gamers Assemble to Witness Yet Another Gaming Company Nobody Asked For

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Gotham Gaming launches in Chicago! ๐ŸŽ‰ They promise “inclusive” spaces. Kinowerks, October 10th, 2025, 7-10 PM. Free booze…

Twilight Imperium: Digital – Finally, A Way To Ruin Friendships Online
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Twilight Imperium: Digital – Finally, A Way To Ruin Friendships Online

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Oh, HONEY, look! Another indie studio, Red Square Games S.A. (never heard of ’em ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ), is gracing us with their…

Vampire: The Masquerade โ€“ Bloodlines II: Now With Even MORE Choices (That Probably Don’t Matter)
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Vampire: The Masquerade โ€“ Bloodlines II: Now With Even MORE Choices (That Probably Don’t Matter)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh, honey, let’s talk about Vampire: The Masquerade, that little tabletop RPG from 1991 that just WON’T die ๐Ÿง›. Yeah,…

Retro South Video Game Expo: A Geriatric Gamer Convention
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Retro South Video Game Expo: A Geriatric Gamer Convention

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„Retro South Video Game Expo AGAIN?! ๐ŸŽฎIn Wichita Falls, Texas, for vintage games from the 80s, 90s & early…

PAX West 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for the MTG Spider-Man Crossover No One Asked For
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PAX West 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for the MTG Spider-Man Crossover No One Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

OMG!๐Ÿ˜ฑ Wizards of the Coast, desperate for relevance, teamed up with…SPIDER-MAN?๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ๐Ÿคฎ Yeah, you heard right! At PAX West 2025, they…

Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild
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Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Anthrax Members Spotted at ‘Comic Con Birmingham’ – Metalheads Gone Wild

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Monopoly Events, those purveyors of slightly-less-disappointing-than-expected fan gatherings in the U.K., are thrilled to announce the launch of Comic Con…

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