**OMG! Prepare for Vanguard’s “totally serious” Extra-Life Campaign!** 🤣
🗓️ Date: Once a year, duh!
📍 Location: The Days of Knights, 173 E Main St, Newark, DE, USA.
🎲 All-day D&D marathon! Witness “heroic deeds” & interconnected adventures!
📺 Live-streaming!💰 Raising money for milestones = rewards! Swag & discounts!
🎁 Prizes for showing up! All proceeds go to The Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia. 😇
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
