Industry Desperately Clings to Cozy Games in 2026
In the grand tradition of gaming genres that promise to suck away our productivity and social lives, the “cozy game”…
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LEGO Skylines Proves Even Cities Can Be Bricked Into Oblivion
Get ready for another iteration of city-building goodness, as the world of Cities Skylines is about to get a whole…
Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years
It’s-a time to get this update party started, folks! Nintendo has seen fit to bless us with a brand new…
Markey Wins Because You Clearly Love Gerontocracy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Ed Markey is projected to win the Democratic nomination for…
CNN Prepares You for Two Years of Nonstop Midterm Madness Already
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…
Dad Finally Gets Closure After Only 30 Years Of Waiting
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Texas Killing Fields case, and I have to say, it’s a wild…
Grand Canyon Suddenly Less Crowded Than Usual
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A flash flood in Grand Canyon National Park in Arizona has…
Texas Killing Fields Suspect Finally Faces Music Decades Later Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Texas Killing Fields, a case that’s been open for decades. Folks, this…
Rabies Outbreak Ruins Cute Baby Goat Petting Experience
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a rabies outbreak in North Carolina, where several baby goats at a mobile…
Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises
Pokémon is coming to Disney+, because of course it is. The massively popular multimedia franchise has struck a “global distribution…