Pentagon’s Super Secure Data Gets Hacked Because Why Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a data breach at the Pentagon, and let me tell you, it’s…
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Oh Joy Another Super Original Movie from Martin McDonagh Called Wild Horse Nine Because That Title Wasn’t Already Taken by a Bad 80s Music Video
The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring movie trailer of the century has finally been released, and I’m not even being…
Texas Now Searching For Clues In Totally Normal Summer Camp Flood
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Camp Mystic tragedy, and I have to say,…
ICE Detains US Citizen Because Who Needs Papers Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents mistakenly targeted a US citizen in…
FBI Hacked: Because Cybersecurity is Optional Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest cyber breach, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…
Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news about Hayden Panettiere’s passing is just tragic. According to…
Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…
Paramount Pays to Make Warner Bros Lawsuit Disappear Like Their Creativity
The never-ending saga of Hollywood mergers has taken another twist, as the lawsuit brought by 12 states, including California, to…
Kojima Shrugs Off PlayStation’s Physint Cancellation with Screaming Inner Calm
The drama surrounding Kojima Productions’ upcoming title, Physint, has been the talk of the town, and I’m not surprised. I…
ICE Gets Involved, Because That Always Ends Well
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in Austin, Texas, where a federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent…