Canoeist somehow more likable than Trump in bizarre DC incident
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that David Hearn, a 67-year-old former Olympic…
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Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises
Oh no, the world is ending: Ministry is breaking up… again 🤯. Al Jourgensen, the mastermind behind the industrial metal…
Industry Veteran Marko Djurdjevic Tries to Salvage ORKEN with 30 Years of Knowhow
Get ready for a triple threat of creativity as Marko Djurdjevic brings his brainchild, ORKEN, to Lucca Comics & Games…
Murdaugh Returns to Court Because That’s Going Well So Far
Alex Murdaugh is heading back to court, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “This is gonna be good.” The disgraced…
Amazon Inspires Dude’s Plan To Feed Hungry People Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Dion Dawson’s story is a real eye-opener. This guy grew up…
Inflation Outsmarts Job Hoppers For Once
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Shannon Ratcliff, who’s just taken a new job with a $20,000 pay cut.…
Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season
It’s high noon, and Blondie is back with a new album, because apparently, retirement is just a distant memory in…
Selma Blair Arrested Because Even Celebrities Can Have Bad Flights Apparently
Selma Blair, the actress known for her iconic roles in Legally Blonde and Hellboy, has been charged with assault following…
Trump’s DOJ Finds Another Creative Way to Troll Ilhan Omar
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Rep. Ilhan Omar, whose DC-area home was searched…
Trump Reconsiders Livestreaming Execution of Paralyzed Shooter
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump and his team are having a big discussion…