Breakout Band THE WARNING Totally Not Desperately Trying to Be Relevant with New Single Ego
The Warning, the trio of sisters from Monterrey, Mexico, has just released a new single, “Ego”, and it’s about to…
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Cops sue Trump, how totally patriotic of them
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest nonsense from the fake…
Nick Heyward Forced to Relive Glorious 80s Hairdo for The 12 Dates of Christmas Tour Because His Pension Fund is Empty
Okay, folks, gather ’round! 👥 Nick Heyward, the legendary frontman of Haircut One Hundred, has just announced a brand new…
Loser Fetterman still failing bigly somehow
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to spin their pathetic tales about the so-called “shortcomings”…
RAUNCHY Finally Emerges From Their Parents Basement To Release Music Video For Overhyped Comeback Single ‘Designed Despair Because We Clearly Ran Out of Ideas’
Get ready to have your face melted by the most epic music video of the year, folks! 🤯 Danish metal…
James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That
In a shocking turn of events, Q’orianka Kilcher is suing the big cheeses, James Cameron and The Walt Disney Company,…
Liberal media hypes fake Hantavirus scare again
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” still trying to spin their tired narratives about President Trump,…
Thanks Biden for jet fuel ripoff at my gas pump
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
California elitist buys governor seat with tech billionaire cash
In a shocking turn of events, the rest of the world has finally caught on to the fact that America…
IO Interactive is Clearly the Only Studio That Can Make Bond Games Without Totally Butchering the Franchise Probably
IO Interactive is basically the real-life Q, and 007 First Light is their latest gadget-filled masterpiece 🤖💼. I mean, who…