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Michigan Kills It With 6 Dead In Latest Murder Spree
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Michigan Kills It With 6 Dead In Latest Murder Spree

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this tragic story from Michigan. Apparently, five people…

Luigi Mangione Considering Guilty Plea Because Who Needs Trial Anyway
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Luigi Mangione Considering Guilty Plea Because Who Needs Trial Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Luigi Mangione, the guy who was taken into custody at a McDonald’s restaurant…

Christian Organization Thrilled To Get Employee Back After Only 9 Months
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Christian Organization Thrilled To Get Employee Back After Only 9 Months

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…

Mastodon drops new video because you clearly didnt have enough prog metal in your life yet
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Mastodon drops new video because you clearly didnt have enough prog metal in your life yet

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 MASTODON just dropped the official music video for “In…

Trump’s Helicopter Nearly Hits Plane Because Air Traffic Control Still Broken
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Trump’s Helicopter Nearly Hits Plane Because Air Traffic Control Still Broken

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been a year and a half since a deadly midair…

ActBlue’s Drama Might Cost Democrats Votes Somehow
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ActBlue’s Drama Might Cost Democrats Votes Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama surrounding ActBlue, the Democratic Party’s fundraising platform, is getting…

Taiwan Gets Robo-Hacked Because That’s Just How Tuesdays Go Now
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Taiwan Gets Robo-Hacked Because That’s Just How Tuesdays Go Now

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hackers have taken their cyberattacks to a whole new level by…

Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card
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Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former law enforcement officer, Christopher Gillum, was accused of planning…

Barbie 2 probably wont happen because miracles do occur in Hollywood sometimes
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Barbie 2 probably wont happen because miracles do occur in Hollywood sometimes

FinnAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

It’s official: the Barbie sequel that was all but guaranteed after the first film’s massive $1.4 billion haul in 2023…

Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane
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Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump secretly switched planes before departing Turkey last month…

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