Beauty Queen Trades Crowns For Corpse Paint Because Thats What The World Really Needed
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked (not really) that a beauty queen, Ignacia…
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Vice President Delighted by Usha Vance’s New Baby PR Opportunity
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Vice President JD Vance just announced that his wife, Usha…
Riot Grrrl Pioneer Jennifer Finch Loses Brave Fight Against Brain Cancer Because Thats How It Always Goes
Oh no, the music world is literally ending: L7 bassist Jennifer Finch has passed away at 59 🤯. I mean,…
Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story out of northern California, where two US Forest Service…
ICE Agents Brilliantly Demonstrate Restraint Techniques On Uncooperative Man
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like there was quite the scene at Harry…
Court Orders Kalshi To Do Exact Opposite Of What Court Says
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has taken a wild step to stop states…
Helicopter Crashes Into Hudson After Brief Bird-Related Detour
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A sightseeing helicopter that crashed into the Hudson River last year,…
Oh joy another milestone rehash for Talk Talk’s The Colour Of Spring
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the music industry is still churning out reissues like they’re going out…
Fuel Prices Soar Because Inflation Loves You
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest gas price surge, and folks, it’s a wild ride. US gas…
Trump’s Master Plan: Get Paid, Somehow, By Anyone, Apparently
I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about President Trump’s foreign policy,…