Delta Pilots Get Exciting Game of Chicken With Air Traffic Control
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a close call at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, and let me tell…
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Trump Requests Supreme Court Intervention In His Favor Again Somehow
Well, folks, it looks like President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to wriggle his way out of a…
Boeing Takes Another Huge Hit To Maybe Deliver Plane On Time
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Boeing’s Air Force One project is still sinking, and I…
VA Secretary Has Alternative Facts On Veteran Wait Times Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the VA is having some major issues with…
MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting, ear-shredding, and possibly some spontaneous mosh pit eruptions in your…
Michigan Senate Debate Devolves Into Playground Insults
The Michigan Senate primary debate was quite the show, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about it. The two…
TSA Discovers Someone Trying to Take Security Very Literally
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) screeners at Alabama’s Gulf Shores…
Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have seen coming, Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ leaked on…
Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a food festival in Seattle, and I’ve got to…
Police Spying On Everyone With Fancy Cameras Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Milwaukee Police Department has been dealing with some internal issues,…