Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have seen coming, Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ leaked on…
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Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a food festival in Seattle, and I’ve got to…
Police Spying On Everyone With Fancy Cameras Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Milwaukee Police Department has been dealing with some internal issues,…
Blizzard monetizes meme with Jimothy raccoon pet in World of Warcraft
In a world where the internet has become a never-ending dumpster fire, it’s refreshing to see a story that brings…
Seaplane Crashes Washington Coast Because That’s Just How Mondays Start
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a seaplane that made an emergency landing off the coast of Washington,…
New York City Streets Prove Perfect Spot For Casual Stabbings
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two men were stabbed in broad daylight on the Upper West…
Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, I almost spilled my…
House greenlights Iran war funds because diplomacy is overrated
The House of Representatives has taken the first step towards funding President Donald Trump’s war with Iran, and I’m sipping…
Senate Still Somehow Struggles With Russia Sanctions Bill
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bipartisan Russia sanctions bill that GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham championed…
LAUREN HART Somehow Convinces ARCH ENEMY To Hire Her
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Arch Enemy news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to process the…