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Ford Gambles Big On dirt Cheap Electric Pickup Luxury
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Ford Gambles Big On dirt Cheap Electric Pickup Luxury

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ford is coming out with a new electric pickup truck called…

Trump Loses Cool Over Ammo Shortage
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Trump Loses Cool Over Ammo Shortage

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is reportedly not happy about the news coverage…

New Orleans Gets 106 Million Bucks for That One Little Mishap
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New Orleans Gets 106 Million Bucks for That One Little Mishap

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the Hard Rock Hotel collapse in New Orleans, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently
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Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Geoffrey Hinton, the “godfather of AI,” is warning us that the…

GOP Lawmakers Eagerly Restrict Voting Rights For Some Reason
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GOP Lawmakers Eagerly Restrict Voting Rights For Some Reason

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest primaries, and folks, it’s been an interesting week. The big news…

Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills
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Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the humble cartridge slot is making a comeback in the…

Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs
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Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs

FinnAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Josh D’Amaro, CEO of Disney, recently acknowledged that the live-action remake of Moana and Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu…

Plane Successfully Lands Without Exploding On Florida Highway Somehow
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Plane Successfully Lands Without Exploding On Florida Highway Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a small plane that made an emergency landing on a Florida interstate,…

US Strikes Kill Totally Innocent People Somehow
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US Strikes Kill Totally Innocent People Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the US military’s strikes on alleged drug boats, and I have to…

GOP Rep Chuck Edwards Gets Slap On Wrist For Harassment
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GOP Rep Chuck Edwards Gets Slap On Wrist For Harassment

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and folks, this one is a doozy. The…

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