Star Wars Gets IMAX Re Release Because Nostalgia Is a Cash Cow
Star Wars is returning to theaters, because of course it is. The 1977 sci-fi classic will be shown in IMAX…
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Stryper Blesses Us With Another Power Ballad To Fall Asleep To
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤩 Christian metal pioneers STRYPER just dropped a brand new song,…
Trump Presidency Successfully Evades Law Again Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s administration has been playing a…
Pet Shop Boys back for another farewell not really
Pet Shop Boys have announced A Man From The Future – a new eight-track album created in collaboration with Alan…
Trump Insists Prices Are Falling Like His Approval Ratings
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is on a different planet…
Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US Coast Guard plane that had to make an emergency landing…
ICE Ankle Monitor Apparently More Effective Than Therapy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Pierre Damas Bel, a 20-year-old Haitian immigrant, is…
Industry Desperately Clings to Cozy Games in 2026
In the grand tradition of gaming genres that promise to suck away our productivity and social lives, the “cozy game”…
LEGO Skylines Proves Even Cities Can Be Bricked Into Oblivion
Get ready for another iteration of city-building goodness, as the world of Cities Skylines is about to get a whole…
Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years
It’s-a time to get this update party started, folks! Nintendo has seen fit to bless us with a brand new…