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Rare Earth Minerals: Shiny Rocks Trump’s Obsessed With (and China Has)
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Rare Earth Minerals: Shiny Rocks Trump’s Obsessed With (and China Has)

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Another brilliant move by President Trump! He’s making deals and draining the swamp, one rare-earth mineral at a time! The…

CNN Reports: Mild Breeze Slightly Messes Up Cuba’s Hair
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CNN Reports: Mild Breeze Slightly Messes Up Cuba’s Hair

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Oh no, another “hurricane” hitting Cuba! You know what this REALLY is, right? A coordinated attack by the radical leftist…

Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)
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Slash Whines About Spheres, Las Vegas, and Maybe Even Guns N’ Roses (Boo-Hoo)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Slash, the dude who still wears a top hat in 2024, 🎩 is apparently too cool 😎 for…

Where Music Meets Over-the-Top Drama: Film Scores So Predictable They Should Be Arrested
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Where Music Meets Over-the-Top Drama: Film Scores So Predictable They Should Be Arrested

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

OMG, you guys, like, music in movies? Groundbreaking. 🙄 It’s not just some random noise to fill the void while…

Ninja Gaiden 4: Finally, A Game Where You Can Slice Dudes With A Guinness-Branded Katana
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Ninja Gaiden 4: Finally, A Game Where You Can Slice Dudes With A Guinness-Branded Katana

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

OMG! 🤯 Did you hear about the groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-numbingly brilliant marketing stunt Xbox, Koei Tecmo, and Team Ninja pulled…

Bandai Namco Begs Gamers for Digimon Story Time Stranger Opinions: Prepare for Disappointment
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Bandai Namco Begs Gamers for Digimon Story Time Stranger Opinions: Prepare for Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Alright gamers, gather ’round! Bandai Namco, those beautiful geniuses behind the smash hit *Digimon Story Time Stranger* (you HAVE bought…

Smoothie straw solves crime, justice boner ensues
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Smoothie straw solves crime, justice boner ensues

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another win for law and order, folks! While the liberal media obsesses over President Trump’s perfect phone calls, real justice…

Rare Earth Minerals: Shiny Rocks Sparking Trump’s China Tantrums
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Rare Earth Minerals: Shiny Rocks Sparking Trump’s China Tantrums

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Oh, the horror! China’s at it again, weaponizing “rare earth minerals” – sounds like some commie plot from a Tom…

Nvidia: World’s AI Chip Daddy Gets Spanked in US-China Trade Tantrum
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Nvidia: World’s AI Chip Daddy Gets Spanked in US-China Trade Tantrum

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Nvidia, the so-called “AI chipmaker,” is now whining about trade tensions. Boo hoo! Maybe if they weren’t so eager to…

Steven Wilson Drools Nonsense: Humans Think They’re, Like, A Big Deal Or Something
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Steven Wilson Drools Nonsense: Humans Think They’re, Like, A Big Deal Or Something

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Six-time 🤪Grammy Award🤪-nominated (but never won, lol) musician, songwriter, and producer Steven Wilson, the guy who peaked in the early…

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