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Technology Finally Notices Forgotten Dead People Too
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Technology Finally Notices Forgotten Dead People Too

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of “Chelsea Jane Doe” is finally closed after 26…

Russia Targets US Nuclear Scientists Because That’s Not A Recipe For Disaster
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Russia Targets US Nuclear Scientists Because That’s Not A Recipe For Disaster

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Russian hacking scandal, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Video Game Adaptations
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Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Video Game Adaptations

FinnJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Just how nostalgic are Olds for Atari? We’re about to find out. Deadline reports that Universal has signed a deal…

Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive
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Trump’s Presidency Now Officially Radioactive

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Middle East, and folks, I almost spilled my…

Oh Great Another Reboot to Ruin Our Childhood Memories of Robocop Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Amazon’s Visionary Genius Behind It
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Oh Great Another Reboot to Ruin Our Childhood Memories of Robocop Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Amazon’s Visionary Genius Behind It

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, who doesn’t love a good Robocop story,…

Saudi Arabia Gets Nuclear Enrichment Okay From Trump Basically
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Saudi Arabia Gets Nuclear Enrichment Okay From Trump Basically

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – President Donald Trump has given…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Amazon Prime Video is reviving the RoboCop franchise with an eight-part TV series, because what the world really needed was…

Biometrics Replace Passwords Now Can We Please Stop Restarting Our Routers
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Biometrics Replace Passwords Now Can We Please Stop Restarting Our Routers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Abandoning the treadmill of tedious password resets, gamers and non-gamers alike are witnessing a paradigm shift in the world of…

Discovery Channel Finds Plane Lost Since 1952 Because That’s Totally Normal
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Discovery Channel Finds Plane Lost Since 1952 Because That’s Totally Normal

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’ve got my coffee in hand and I’m reading about a story that’s got me shaking my head in…

Tampa Airport Security Now In Hands Of Lowest Bidder
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Tampa Airport Security Now In Hands Of Lowest Bidder

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Tampa International Airport is going to privatize most of its Transportation…

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