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Aaron Sorkin’s Latest Self Important Rant About Technology Gets a Shiny New Trailer to Alienate More People
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Aaron Sorkin’s Latest Self Important Rant About Technology Gets a Shiny New Trailer to Alienate More People

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and earth-shattering movie event of the century? 🤣 I…

Tech Stocks Slump But Hey AI Is Doing Great Apparently
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Tech Stocks Slump But Hey AI Is Doing Great Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Big Tech, the market leader for so long, is being overshadowed…

Spider-Man fans can now shell out for a web-tastic overpriced gaming throne
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Spider-Man fans can now shell out for a web-tastic overpriced gaming throne

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Spider-Man is everywhere, and now he’s taking over your gaming setup, because of course he is. After the beautifully done…

Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Robocop Remake Dan Stevens is Now a Robot Cop with More Drama and Less Explosions Probably
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Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Robocop Remake Dan Stevens is Now a Robot Cop with More Drama and Less Explosions Probably

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Breaking News: Robocop is Back, and This Time He’s Not Just a Cop, He’s a TV Star 🚨👮‍♂️! But honestly,…

Because the World Needed Another RoboCop Reboot
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Because the World Needed Another RoboCop Reboot

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Dan Stevens is the new RoboCop, because of course he is. In a move that’s as surprising as a sunrise…

Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget
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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Movie To Completely Forget

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Through two episodes, the new HBO Max series Lanterns has already become a whodunit, with more twists and turns than…

Phoenix Cops Fired For Doing Their Job Too Enthusiastically Apparently
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Phoenix Cops Fired For Doing Their Job Too Enthusiastically Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest shenanigans from the Phoenix police department, and I just can’t…

Pennsylvania Airport Witnesses Thrilling Midair Crash Spectacle Somehow Involving Humans
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Pennsylvania Airport Witnesses Thrilling Midair Crash Spectacle Somehow Involving Humans

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a state police helicopter and a small plane collided in…

More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend
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More Reboots and Sequels to Ignore on Streaming This Weekend

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

It’s that time of the week again, folks, when the streaming giants unleash a fresh batch of movies upon us,…

Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Need More
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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Need More

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

September is shaping up to be a big month for Netflix, because of course it is. The streaming giant is…

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