Delta Loves Your Wallet This Holiday Season
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Delta Air Lines just reported a huge jump in fuel costs,…
Tag: Thanksgiving
Johnny Depp is Still Getting Paid to Act in Some Movie About a Guy Named Ebenezer or Whatever Who Cares
**Get ready for the most epic Christmas movie ever, folks! 🎅🏼🎄**. This November, the one and only Johnny Depp is…
Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken
Folks, it looks like the drama between Paramount and the parties suing to block its takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery…
AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Democrats are trying to figure out how to…
Trump Claims Credit For Walmart’s Summer BBQ Price Drop
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Trump taking credit for Walmart’s summer sale, and I just can’t…
Greta Gerwig’s ‘Narnia’ Because You Clearly Weren’t Bored Enough Already Gets Delayed to 2027
Oh boy, get ready for the most epic news ever! 🎉 Greta Gerwig’s follow-up to Barbie is going to take…
Harry Potter TV Show Trailer Drops, Wizards Everywhere Lose Their Wands Over It
So, after roughly a billion dollars in merchandising, theme parks, and questionable wizard-themed weddings, the wizarding world is back —…
GeForce NOW Adds Screamer, King’s Quest, and More to Its Ever-Growing Collection of Games You’ll Never Have Time to Play
Just when you thought your digital game library couldn’t possibly get any more bloated, GeForce NOW has decided to throw…
FOO FIGHTERS Drop Banger ‘Caught In The Echo’ Because Your Childhood Needed More Nostalgia
“Caught In The Echo” is now blasting through speakers everywhere like a caffeine-addicted toddler who just discovered a drum kit.…
Bungie Caves Again, Makes Marathon NPCs Even More Pathetic Than Your Average Player’s K/D Ratio
Well, well, well… look who finally decided to stop gatekeeping their own game! Bungie’s latest patch for Marathon has sent…