They Will Kill You – Zazie Beetz Takes on a Demon Cult and Probably Ruins Their Group Chat
🚨 BREAKING: Local Woman Discovers That Joining a Cult Is NOT Covered by Her Gym Membership 🚨 😱💸 In a…
Tag: The Batman
Colin Farrell and the Russo Brothers are Teaming Up to Ruin Another Comic Book Movie
Oh, great, another Colin Farrell comic book movie 🙄. Fresh off his *totally* unforgettable role as Penguin (you know, the…
‘Birds of Prey’ Almost Soiled Themselves With an Iconic Batman Villain
Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 Apparently, our beloved 🤡Harley Quinn🤡 almost had a *totally* different nemesis in Birds of Prey!…
Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and prepare to be mildly amused by the sheer spectacle of gamescom ONL 2025, where the…
Batman Returns (and promptly leaves because who wants to see that again)
Oh, great, more Batman 🦇. As if we needed another reason to relive the glory days of the late ’80s…
James Gunn’s ‘Superman’ Movie Breaks Record for Most Money Made in Superman History (No Duh)
James Gunn’s *Superman* (or as I like to call it, “Super-Meh”) actually managed to flutter into theaters and not immediately…
James Gunn Doth Bestoweth His Divine Judgment Upon Ye Olde ‘The Batman Part Deux’ Script, Huzzah
OMG! 😱 James Gunn, our supreme overlord of DC, has graced us with his divine wisdom: *The Batman Part II*…