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Watch the Batman Begins Cast Make Goofy Noises for the Video Game While Wearing Pajamas
Why the Batman Begins Game Didn't Save the World
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Watch the Batman Begins Cast Make Goofy Noises for the Video Game While Wearing Pajamas

FinnFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

In the annals of Batman video game history, one truth reigns supreme: the Arkham series is the Dark Knight of…

Holy Wordplay, Batman! DC Just Hired a Writer to Ruin Robin
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Holy Wordplay, Batman! DC Just Hired a Writer to Ruin Robin

FinnJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

Hold onto your cowls, DC fanboys, because the Bat-Signal is flashing twice and it’s strobing like a rave in Arkham…

They Will Kill You โ€“ Zazie Beetz Takes on a Demon Cult and Probably Ruins Their Group Chat
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They Will Kill You โ€“ Zazie Beetz Takes on a Demon Cult and Probably Ruins Their Group Chat

FinnJanuary 6, 2026January 6, 2026

๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Local Woman Discovers That Joining a Cult Is NOT Covered by Her Gym Membership ๐Ÿšจ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’ธ In a…

Colin Farrell and the Russo Brothers are Teaming Up to Ruin Another Comic Book Movie
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Colin Farrell and the Russo Brothers are Teaming Up to Ruin Another Comic Book Movie

FinnNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

Oh, great, another Colin Farrell comic book movie ๐Ÿ™„. Fresh off his *totally* unforgettable role as Penguin (you know, the…

‘Birds of Prey’ Almost Soiled Themselves With an Iconic Batman Villain
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‘Birds of Prey’ Almost Soiled Themselves With an Iconic Batman Villain

FinnAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Oh, honey, guess what? ๐Ÿ’… Apparently, our beloved ๐ŸคกHarley Quinn๐Ÿคก almost had a *totally* different nemesis in Birds of Prey!…

Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!
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Gamescom ONL 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and prepare to be mildly amused by the sheer spectacle of gamescom ONL 2025, where the…

Batman Returns (and promptly leaves because who wants to see that again)
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Batman Returns (and promptly leaves because who wants to see that again)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

Oh, great, more Batman ๐Ÿฆ‡. As if we needed another reason to relive the glory days of the late ’80s…

James Gunn’s ‘Superman’ Movie Breaks Record for Most Money Made in Superman History (No Duh)
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James Gunn’s ‘Superman’ Movie Breaks Record for Most Money Made in Superman History (No Duh)

FinnJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

James Gunn’s *Superman* (or as I like to call it, “Super-Meh”) actually managed to flutter into theaters and not immediately…

James Gunn Doth Bestoweth His Divine Judgment Upon Ye Olde ‘The Batman Part Deux’ Script, Huzzah
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James Gunn Doth Bestoweth His Divine Judgment Upon Ye Olde ‘The Batman Part Deux’ Script, Huzzah

FinnJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ James Gunn, our supreme overlord of DC, has graced us with his divine wisdom: *The Batman Part II*…

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