Epstein Files: Prepare for Disappointment Despite Politicians Pretending to Care
Well, folks, the swamp creatures in Congress *finally* passed a bill to release the Epstein files. You know, the ones…
Tag: The Thing
Popeyes Announces ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s 2’ Menu: Prepare to Get Spooked (and Probably Diarrhea)
Okay, so listen up, buttercups 💅. The *Five Nights at Freddy’s* franchise, that cinematic masterpiece of jump scares and animatronic…
Roslindale Film Society Presents: The Thing (1982) – Dress Up as a Frozen Corpse and Maybe Win Something
**OMG! A “CREATURE DOUBLE-FEATURE” at The Substation! 🤣 Costume contest? More like a fashion disaster zone!** 4:30 pm: Doors open…
Roslindale Film Society’s “Hocus Pocus” Showing: Dress Up, Losers
OMG!🤦♀️ Hocus Pocus AGAIN?🧙♀️At The Substation!🗓️ Oct 31st. Doors open 4:30 pm for kiddie-flick. Hocus Pocus starts 5 pm. Then,…
Fallout 4: GOTY Edition: Specialer Edition: Anniversary Edition: Now With Even MORE Bugs, Coming to Your Toaster Oven
Wow, can you believe it? Fallout 4, that buggy mess we all secretly 🤫 loved (or hated intensely🔥), is turning…
Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU
😂Oh noes! 😱Darkseid, the big baddie of all big baddies, the guy who makes Thanos look like a fluffy bunny🐰,…
Witness the Cinematic Chainsaw Symphony: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Docu-Blast on Glorious Blu-Ray
Lightbulb Film Distribution, those purveyors of cinematic… stuff… 💡, have bravely announced that a feature-length snooze-fest 😴 about, allegedly, one…
Fred Durst Cries a River for Sam Rivers in 8 Whole Minutes: Prepare to Roll Your Eyes
Oh my gosh, like, LIMP BIZKIT‘s supreme overlord, Fred Durst, has graced us with a super-emotional 😭 (not really) tribute…
Konami Cancels Silent Hill f OST, World Sobbing, Refunds Offered Like Band-Aids on a Bullet Wound
Oh, the misery! 😭 Konami, those masters of pachinko machines and cancelled dreams, have done it again! They’ve officially binned…
Drew Struzan RIP
OMG! 😭 Like, I’m, like, SOOOO devastated to announce that Drew Struzan, the dude who painted, like, ALL your fave…