World War 3: The Sequel – Featuring Recession, Starring Your Wallet
Uh oh, here comes the libtard media again, fearmongering about the economy. Fake news CNN wants you to believe the…
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Beer sales are struggling. Anheuser-Busch isn’t panicking, they’re just chilling in their golden throne, sipping on their own tears. 🍺👑
New York — Struggling beer sales should spell doom for the world’s largest brewer? Anheuser-Busch InBev hasn’t gotten that memo,…
LinkedIn Post Sparks Fallout Remaster Frenzy: Is It Just Another Job Application?
Oh look, another day, another LinkedIn post sparking an internet meltdown! Because apparently, the gaming world’s collective brain cells short-circuited…
In A Violent Nature 2 Unleashes Its Teaser Trailer, Because One Bloodbath Just Wasn’t Enough
In A Violent Nature — because apparently we needed more movies where the killer is the protagonist and not, you…
RUSH’s ALEX LIFESON On First Rehearsals With ANIKA NILLES: By The Fifth Day, ‘She Just Nailed All Those Songs’ – Because Clearly, Alex Needed A New Project To Keep Him Busy After All That RUSH Success.
Oh great, just what the world needed—another reunion tour from a band that’s been coasting on nostalgia for over a…
Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…
CLAWFINGER Unleashes Apocalyptic Title Track Video Because Why Not?
Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal pioneers CLAWFINGER have released the official music video for “Before We All Die,” the title track of their…
Hands-On With Notable Humans — Because Your Life Needs More Celebrity Handshakes and Rhythmic High-Fives
It was pretty obvious that I would be interested in People of Note. Much like Devolver Digital, I’ve long championed…
Transport Fever 3 Hands-On Preview: A Campaign with Direction — Because Who Needs to Just Build Trains All Day?
Alright, gather ’round, fellow would-be tycoons and spreadsheet enthusiasts! 🎩📊 Let’s talk about Transport Fever 3, the game that promises…
‘This is not over.’ Corporate America’s Epstein drama gets juicier than a reality TV reunion | CNN Business
The Deep State’s Worst Nightmare: Epstein Files Expose Swamp Creatures’ Dark Secrets It’s finally happening, folks. The swamp is being…