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Qualcomm peddles Snapdragon Sound Elite Gen 2 for fancier wearables again
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Qualcomm peddles Snapdragon Sound Elite Gen 2 for fancier wearables again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

The wearables industry just got a whole lot smarter, and I’m not just saying that because Qualcomm flew me out…

Putin’s Buddy to Save US Farmers Because That’s Totally Normal
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Putin’s Buddy to Save US Farmers Because That’s Totally Normal

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trade war drama, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything
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Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s money managers made a whopping 1,152 trades on…

Kamala Harris Rescues Michigan Senate Race With Much Needed Star Power
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Kamala Harris Rescues Michigan Senate Race With Much Needed Star Power

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Kamala Harris is heading to Michigan to campaign with Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Because Lessons Were Not Learned
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Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Because Lessons Were Not Learned

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and shaking my head as I read about the tragic death of actress Hayden Panettiere.…

Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently
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Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently

FinnSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

When a TV show reaches a certain level of cultural consciousness, it’s like a switch flips and suddenly everyone who’s…

Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms
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Trump’s Grip On Republicans Loosens Slightly Ahead Of Midterms

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like some Republicans are trying to distance themselves from…

California Gets Kill Switch for Rogue AI Because That Always Works
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California Gets Kill Switch for Rogue AI Because That Always Works

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s latest move to regulate artificial intelligence, and I…

Trump’s New Green Card Rule Sparks Controversy Somehow
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Trump’s New Green Card Rule Sparks Controversy Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest Trump administration rule, and I have to say, folks, this…

Vance Begs Voters To Forget Last Time
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Vance Begs Voters To Forget Last Time

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out there asking voters for “another…

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