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Tag: The Witch

Oh great another Obama era holder joins the witch hunt
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Oh great another Obama era holder joins the witch hunt

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about John Yoo, a conservative lawyer who’s about to join a Justice Department investigation,…

Liberal rich kid Nick Reiner begs for trust fund blood money
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Liberal rich kid Nick Reiner begs for trust fund blood money

Big ElephantJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

How Wall Street’s Apollo Got Trolled by the Epstein Files Again Because Apparently They Didn’t Learn the First Time
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How Wall Street’s Apollo Got Trolled by the Epstein Files Again Because Apparently They Didn’t Learn the First Time

Big ElephantFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

Epstein’s Back, and This Time He’s Got Wall Street Shook! It’s that time again, folks! Jeffrey Epstein’s ghost is haunting…

‘America First’ my ass, Kentucky Gov. mocks Trump for letting American gun victims get more thoughts and prayers than solutions
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‘America First’ my ass, Kentucky Gov. mocks Trump for letting American gun victims get more thoughts and prayers than solutions

Big ElephantJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

Kentucky’s Woke Gov Andy Beshear Wails About ‘America Last’ Because President Trump Won’t Fall for the Minneapolis False Flag! Here…

Teacher tells court she saw officer basically ‘clock in and clock out’ during Uvalde school massacre while kids were dying
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Teacher tells court she saw officer basically ‘clock in and clock out’ during Uvalde school massacre while kids were dying

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

BLAST FROM THE PAST: Deep State Re-Hashes Uvalde While Ignoring Real Heroes Like Me! Folks, the Fake News CNN is…

Plans for Attack in New Orleans Thwarted Because Plot Twist Detected by Authorities | CNN
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Plans for Attack in New Orleans Thwarted Because Plot Twist Detected by Authorities | CNN

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Buckle up, folks! Another day, another radical leftist eco-terrorist trying to turn America into a real-life version of “Mad Max”…

5 Things You Absolutely Need to Panic About Today (or Don’t, Whatever)
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5 Things You Absolutely Need to Panic About Today (or Don’t, Whatever)

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Fake News CNN is still at it, folks! They’re pushing their usual doom and gloom while our GREAT President Trump…

Trump Whines He Can’t Afford New Gold-Plated Toilet, Sues Biden for $230M
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Trump Whines He Can’t Afford New Gold-Plated Toilet, Sues Biden for $230M

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Here we go again with the Fake News CNN trying to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls…

“Unseen Shorts? More like Unwatchable Snorts ft. Maya Deren’s Witchy Waste of Time”
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“Unseen Shorts? More like Unwatchable Snorts ft. Maya Deren’s Witchy Waste of Time”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 🤯 Dive into the subconscious with community shorts & Maya Deren’s The Witch’s Cradle (1944)!** Peggy Guggenheim’s gallery, Marcel…

Analysis: Orange Man Can’t Forget: Indictments Unlock New Level of Presidential Revenge-Fest
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Analysis: Orange Man Can’t Forget: Indictments Unlock New Level of Presidential Revenge-Fest

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another victory for justice! It seems the witch hunt is finally over, and the swamp creatures are being…

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