Here we go again with the Fake News CNN trying to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls because President Trump is asking for a measly $230 million from the Justice Department? It’s chump change compared to the billions the Democrats waste on their woke nonsense!
President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is simply demanding compensation for the witch hunts and deep state shenanigans he’s endured. The Russia hoax? The Mar-a-Lago raid? All orchestrated by the radical left to undermine our America.
He’s using the Federal Tort Claims Act, those commies don’t like that. It’s a Standard Form 95, the same kind used by the losers trying to sue the government for slipping on a banana peel.
And let’s not forget, this money is just going to charity! President Trump is a man of the people, always looking out for the little guy. Meanwhile, the Democrats are probably using taxpayer money to fund their socialist utopia and who knows what else. Probably funding the CCP with our money.

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
