Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🤯 CLUTCH has finally released…
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Because What the World Really Needs is Another Avengers Movie
Marvel is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in theaters next month, because apparently, the 22 times you’ve already seen it on Disney+…
Wealthy Foreigners Rejoice Over New H-1B Visa Price Tag
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s latest move to add a $103,265 fee for H-1B…
Sports teams for sale to billionaires only apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest sports team sales. It seems like everyone and their uncle…
Duskbloods network test implodes in glorious server FAIL chaoslomou
Well, that was a brilliant start – said no one ever. FromSoftware’s highly anticipated game, The Duskbloods, was supposed to…
Royals, Elton John Get Sued For Eight Figures, Totally Worth It
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prince Harry and a bunch of other high-profile folks, including Elton…
More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall
As the summer movie season comes to a close, with its typical array of blockbuster hits and misses, the film…
Marvel greenlights another X-Men reboot because originality is overrated
After years of waiting, Marvel fans can finally breathe a sigh of relief as the studio has announced the cast…
Star Rail’s latest update hijacks your wallet August 26 with version 4.6
In a shocking turn of events, HoYoverse has actually managed to release a update for Honkai: Star Rail without slapping…
Trump Appointees Close Theater Twice Because Once Wasn’t Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Kennedy Center, and let me tell you,…