MEGADETH Sumo-Sized Fail: Round 2 of Embarrassment
Oh my god, can you even believe this? MEGADETH, those geriatric thrash metal dudes, are STILL trying to stay relevant…
Tag: Thrash Metal
SLAYER’s Back, Apparently London Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time
So, the geriatric thrash metal “legends” 👴 SLAYER, fresh from their crypts, decided to grace us with their presence for…
SLAYER’s Back From The Grave (Again!) Cardiff Gets Rained In Blood (Literally)
OMG! SLAYER, those “retired” thrash metal legends (air quotes for dramatic effect), graced us with their presence at Blackweir Fields…
Zetro’s Back, Baby! Hear Him Butcher Songs He’s Never Even Tried Before
Folks, get ready for the most epic, most groundbreaking, most Zetro-riffic event of the millennium! 🎤 Steve “Zetro” Souza, the…
Chained Saint in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2025)
Thrash Metal from Florida! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Watch: GARY HOLT (EXODUS/SLAYER) Teaches Germans How To Play Guitar (Spoiler: They Still Can’t)
OMG! 😱 On June 11, some dude named Gary Holt, who apparently plays guitar for EXODUS (never heard of ’em…
Nervosa drops a new music video called ‘Smashing Heads’ – oh, the originality
NERVOSA, those Brazilian/Greek death/thrash metal masterminds (or maybe just mistresses of noise?), are back with a new single, “Smashing Heads,”…
METALLICA: PLUGINZ Milks Cliff Burton’s Corpse for Cash with Useless Jack Rack Collection
Alright, buckle up, metalheads (and metal-adjacent folks who accidentally clicked on this)! 🤘 Pluginz, those masterminds of musical merchandise, are…
RICK HUNOLT Bravely Claims EXODUS Made METALLICA And SLAYER Who They Are Today
So, some dude named Rick Hunolt, formerly of some band called EXODUS (never heard of ’em 🤷♂️), graced the “Reckless”…
MEGADETH Celebrates 40 Years of Murdery Business with a Jack Rack Collab That’ll Make You Say “Peace Sells… But Who’s Buying This?”
Music lifestyle brand Pluginz, because apparently, music needs a lifestyle now 🙄, is cranking the lameness up to eleven with…