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Tag: Tim Burton

Tim Burton: 35mm of Spooky Overload, Are You Sure You Can Handle It?
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Tim Burton: 35mm of Spooky Overload, Are You Sure You Can Handle It?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**🤣Tim Burton Spooky👻 Spectacular 35mm💩 Marathon! Sunday, October 19, 2025, Million Dollar Theater. Showing 4 of Tim Burton’s ‘greatest’ movies…

Tim Burton’s “Ed Wood” on REAL Film? What is this, 1994?
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Tim Burton’s “Ed Wood” on REAL Film? What is this, 1994?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents: Tim Burton’s ED WOOD 🎬 (1994) on GLORIOUS 35mm 🎞️ (maybe, we have a…

Tim Burton’s SLEEPY HOLLOW on ACTUAL Film (Not That Digital Crap) at the Million Dollar Theater
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Tim Burton’s SLEEPY HOLLOW on ACTUAL Film (Not That Digital Crap) at the Million Dollar Theater

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents: “Sleepy Hollow” (2007) in GLORIOUS 35mm (maybe, we have a DCP backup 🤫) as…

Tim Burton’s SWEENEY TODD in REAL Film? OMG!
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Tim Burton’s SWEENEY TODD in REAL Film? OMG!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

SECRET MOVIE CLUB presents:Sweeney Todd, Oct 19, 2025, 9 PM. At the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles,…

Ice Nine Kills Drools Over ’89 Batman, Churns Out Another Generic Track for Clueless Fanboys
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Ice Nine Kills Drools Over ’89 Batman, Churns Out Another Generic Track for Clueless Fanboys

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

ICE NINE KILLS, those maestros of musical mayhem, 🤡 invite you to “dance with the devil in the pale moonlight”…

Batman Returns (and promptly leaves because who wants to see that again)
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Batman Returns (and promptly leaves because who wants to see that again)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

Oh, great, more Batman 🦇. As if we needed another reason to relive the glory days of the late ’80s…

‘Superman’ Ending “Explained”: Because You’re Clearly Too Dumb to Understand It Yourself
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‘Superman’ Ending “Explained”: Because You’re Clearly Too Dumb to Understand It Yourself

FinnJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

The following garbage fire of text and video will contain spoilers for James Gunn’s Superman (allegedly). If you want the…

‘Wednesday’ Season 2 Trailer: More Teen Angst and Supernatural Shenanigans, Yay
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‘Wednesday’ Season 2 Trailer: More Teen Angst and Supernatural Shenanigans, Yay

FinnJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Wednesday Addams, back again to grace us with her oh-so-original brand of teenage angst and Kubrick stare…

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