TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad
Breaking news: someone from Afghanistan went to space and it’s a big deal, allegedly 🚀👽! We’re talking about Abdul Ahad…
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TIFF 2026 Review: Because We Clearly Needed Another Overhyped Tech Conference with Free Food and Obligatory Networking Opportunities
The Toronto International Film Festival is back, and it’s still trying to figure out this whole “innovation” thing 🤖! After…
LIVE NATION heroically cancels AC/DC concert to protect Toronto from possibly getting rocked too hard
I mean, it’s not like we’ve never seen a storm before, but apparently, the one that hit Toronto last week…
TIFF 2026 Review: Hope – “because who needs a decent plot when the cinematography is on point and the fancy camera angles will distract you from the crushing existential dread”
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The movie “Hope” is like a wild rollercoaster ride of…
Rogers Stadium Hit With Significant Damage From Powerful Toronto Storm
Toronto’s Rogers Stadium sustained “significant damage” after a powerful storm tore through the city on Wednesday, September 2nd, leaving portions…
IRON MAIDEN Blesses Toronto With Presence Obviously Everyone Needed
I mean, seriously, the British heavy metal legends just kicked off the North American leg of their “Run For Your…
Because What The World Needed Was Another Zack Snyder Film Apparently
Zack Snyder’s latest project, The Last Photograph, is set to make its world premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival…
Industry Desperation Peaks With 15 TIFF 2026 Films To Peddle
The Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) is just around the corner, and I’m not talking about the part where Hollywood…
Netflix Saves Beloved Comedy From Obscurity Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
After years of being notoriously hard to find, SCTV is making its way to Netflix. The show, which stands for…
Overhyped Movies Overpriced Popcorn and a Whole Lot of Pretentious Film Critics at TIFF 2026
And, honestly, who isn’t excited? I mean, it’s not like we have anything better to do than watch a bunch…