Fortnite Blitz Royale: Finally, a Battle Royale for Gamers with ZERO Patience
Oh, honey, bless your heart, Epic Games and Fortnite are trying *so* hard with Fortnite Blitz Royale, their new “fast-paced”…
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LEGO Fortnite Expeditions: 4 Players Enter, Only the Lag Survives
Oh, great, another collab no one asked for! ð Epic Games, those masterminds of originality, are back at it again,…
Cronos: Bloober Team’s “Darkest Vision” or Just a Really Bad Hangover Cure at Game Con Canada
Ah, Game Con Canada, the place where dreams go to die and indie devs desperately shill their wares! ðĪŠ Bloober…
MindsEye Launch: More Like MindsBlinded, Sony’s Handing Out Apologies (and Refunds), and Devs Are “Working On It” LOL
MindsEye, the game so bad it makes Cyberpunk 2077 look like a masterpiece, continues its reign of terror. ð After…
Grounded 2: Now With Rideable Ladybugs (and Other Totally Believable Updates)
Okay, so I never got the hype about Grounded back in the day. Thought it was some kiddie pool game,…
Splatoon Raiders: Prepare to Ink Your Pants in the Totally Rad, Super Serious, Not-at-All-a-Joke 1st Splatoon Spinoff Coming to the Nintendo Switch 2 (Maybe)
Okay, so Nintendo, bless their hearts ð, just dropped a bombshell ðĢ. Apparently, they’re gracing us with Splatoon Raiders, the…
Mouse: P.I. For HireâMore Like Squeak: P.I. For Broke
Oh, look, another indie game trying to be all quirky and different.ðMouse: P.I. For Hireâor as I like to call…
Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Finally, A Fighting Game Where You Can Actually Lose
OMG! ðĪĐ Another superhero game? Seriously? ð Like we don’t have enough of those already! But wait, it’s based on…
The Outer Worlds 2: Still Outer, Still Worlds, Still Probably Not Worth the Hype
Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and let me tell you about the most groundbreaking, revolutionary, totally-not-like-every-other-game-ever announcement of Summer Game…
Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by a Plague Tale Spin-Off Coming in 2026 (Maybe)
Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some groundbreaking news that’s totally gonna redefine the meaning of “video game.” Asobo Studio, the…