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My Hero Academia: All Might’s Ego Trip Now With Extra Grind
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My Hero Academia: All Might’s Ego Trip Now With Extra Grind

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

My Hero Academia: All’s Justice is here to, like, totally revolutionize the franchise by letting you do what literally every…

Islands: Yet Another Trailer Starring People You’ve Barely Heard Of
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Islands: Yet Another Trailer Starring People You’ve Barely Heard Of

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, look, another “twisty thriller” πŸ™„. This one’s about a tennis coach, because apparently, being a tennis coach at a…

Lucy Liu’s “Rosemead” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Definition of “Career-Defining” Redefined (Again)
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Lucy Liu’s “Rosemead” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Definition of “Career-Defining” Redefined (Again)

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, look, another movie about a “troubled” family! πŸ™„ Seriously, Hollywood, are we STILL milking this cow? Lucy Liu, bless…

‘Michael’ Trailer Debuts: Prepare for Moonwalking or Something
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‘Michael’ Trailer Debuts: Prepare for Moonwalking or Something

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, boy, another Michael Jackson biopic? πŸ™„ I mean, because the world DEFINITELY needs another rehashing of his “fascinating” (read:…

Dead by Daylight’s 2v8 Mode: Dracula and Pyramid Head Tag-Teaming? Yeah, Okay
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Dead by Daylight’s 2v8 Mode: Dracula and Pyramid Head Tag-Teaming? Yeah, Okay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

OMG! Dead by Daylight, the game that refuses to die (unlike its survivors, HA!), is FINALLY doing something mildly interesting!…

Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Drops a Trailer So Bad It’s Actually Hilarious
They’re not just at Freddy’s anymore
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Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Drops a Trailer So Bad It’s Actually Hilarious

FinnNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Okay, hold on to your hats, folks, because Blumhouse, those masterminds behind such cinematic triumphs as… well, some horror movies,…

Hot New Balatro Calendar Starring Ben Starr as Jimbo: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously BLOWN!
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Hot New Balatro Calendar Starring Ben Starr as Jimbo: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously BLOWN!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Behold, mortals! After gracing our screens as the one and only Jimbo (yes, the mascot of Balatro, as if you…

Spartacus: House of Ashur – Oh Great, Another Trailer We Totally Asked For
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Spartacus: House of Ashur – Oh Great, Another Trailer We Totally Asked For

FinnNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

STARZ, bless their cotton socks, πŸ™„ has decided to unleash upon us Spartacus: House of Ashur, because apparently, we haven’t…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Knoxville
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Knoxville

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour!**πŸ”πŸ€£ Join Randy from Trailer Park Boys, NOV 2ND 2025, at OPEN CHORD – KNOXVILLE TN!…

Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch
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Capcom Milks Resident Evil Requiem for All It’s Worth With a Ridiculous Switch 2 Pro Controller and Useless Amiibo on Launch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

OMG! Capcom is STILL milking the Resident Evil cow πŸ„! They’re supposedly delivering ALL the things for the Nintendo Switch…

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