Eclipse Glow Games Vomits New “Tides Of Annihilation” Trailer During Xbox Partner Preview (We’re So Sorry)
Alright gamers, buckle up because Eclipse Glow Games, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has dropped another trailer for…
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The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping Gets a Teaser Trailer (Finally, Something to Distract Us From Reality)
Oh, great, another Hunger Games movie π. Because we *totally* needed more dystopian teen angst in our lives. Lionsgate, bless…
“We Bury The Dead” β Prepare to Yawn as Daisy Ridley and Brenton Thwaites Battle Zombies (Again!) in This Trailer
Oh, JOY! Another zombie flick! π Because we *totally* haven’t seen enough of those already. Apparently, some catastrophic military oopsie-daisy…
Ghost of Tsushima 2: Electric Boogaloo Coming Next Week, Get Hyped
Oh, NO WAY! π± Sucker Punch, those AMAZING devs who brought you the groundbreaking, totally original IP Ghost of YΕtei…
Voivod’s New Game: Prepare for Nuclear Boredom
So, like, VOIVOD, those Canadian metal dudes who peaked sometime last century, are still trying to be relevant. Get this:…
Project Hail Mary: New Trailer Drops, Guaranteed to Confuse Even Book Readers
Oh, look, another movie adaptation of a book. π This time it’s *Project Hail Mary*, because apparently, Hollywood has run…
OMG! Silent Hill: Townfall Release Date Just Fell Out of the Sky and It’s, Like, Tomorrow
So, apparently, the dumpster fire π₯ that is Silent Hill: Townfall might actually see the light of day! Get ready…
James Cameron Still Clinging to ‘Alita’ Like Rose to That Door
OMG! π± James Cameron, the guy who brought us underwater CGI blue people and sinking ships, has apparently sworn a…
Justin Long Discovers a Secret So Horrific, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (and Maybe His)
Oh, look, another gritty cop drama where the hero has to team up with the very people he’s sworn to…
‘Moana’ Remake Teaser: Because the Original Wasn’t Good Enough, Apparently
OMG! π Can you believe it’s only been, like, NINE years since Moana brainwashed our kids? π€― Apparently, that’s enough…