FAILURE Announces Band Documentary ‘Every Time You Dropped Your Instruments’
Oh, great, more FAILURE. As if the world needed another documentary about a band that peaked in the 90s and…
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Happy Gilmore 2: Is This Real Life or Just a Bad Dream? (2025 Adam Sandler Flick)
Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re actually making a “Happy Gilmore 2.” 🙄 After 30 years of Adam Sandler’s cinematic genius…
Netflix Tudum: Because Your Couch Deserves More Companions (and Maybe a Pizza Stain or Two)
Oh, Netflix, you haven’t canceled enough shows lately? Apparently, they held some “Tudum” event – sounds like a toddler’s attempt…
Prime Video’s Canadian Content Dumpster Fire: Prepare for Mediocrity
Wow, Amazon finally decided to grace Canada with its presence and hold an “upfront” in Toronto. 🙄 You know, because…
EA Sports College Football 26: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Again)
EA Sports, bless their cotton socks, has decided to grace us with EA Sports College Football 26. I know, I…
Elden Ring Movie: Because the Game Wasn’t Confusing Enough
Oh, great, another video game movie. 🙄 Because Hollywood hasn’t butchered enough beloved franchises already. Apparently, A24 thinks they can…
Keanu’s a Clumsy Angel? Good Fortune Looks Like a Heavenly Mess
Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because the trailer for Good Fortune just dropped, and it’s about as original as a…
Pokémon Legends: Z-A Release Date: Prepare for Disappointment and More Useless Pokémon Presents
Oh, honey, The Pokémon Company International, bless their hearts 🙄, has FINALLY decided to grace us with the release date…
Pokémon TCG Pocket: Prepare for Eldritch Horrors from Dimensions We Didn’t Even Know We Needed to Exploit For Cardboard
OMG, you guys, they’re STILL milking this Pokemon TCG Pocket thing? 🙄 Like, haven’t they heard of, I don’t know,…
MTG: Final Fantasy Crossover – Homebases? More Like Home-BASED-ic
Oh boy, another crossover event! As if we didn’t have enough excuses to drain our bank accounts already. This time…