Oh, joy! 🎉 Another cinematic masterpiece by the one and only Jim Jarmusch, featuring a cast so star-studded it makes the actual night sky look like a dim bulb. We’re talking Tom Waits, Adam Driver, Mayim Bialik (yes, really), Charlotte Rampling, Cate Blanchett, Vicky Krieps, Sarah Greene, Indya Moore, Luka Sabbat, and Françoise Lebrun. It’s like they threw a dart at a list of famous people and said, “Yep, you’re all in!” Prepare yourselves for a snoozefest of epic proportions! 😴
Estranged siblings reunite after years apart, forced to confront unresolved tensions and reevaluate their strained relationships with their emotionally distant parents.
Ah, yes, the age-old tale of family drama! 🙄 Because we haven’t seen that, like, a million times before. Apparently, these siblings have been living separate lives, probably because they realized early on that being around each other is about as fun as watching paint dry. Now, they’re forced to come together and confront their “unresolved tensions.” I bet those tensions involve who ate the last cookie 🍪 or who got the bigger allowance. And, of course, let’s not forget the emotionally distant parents! Because every family drama needs parents who are either completely checked out or actively making their kids’ lives miserable. Can’t wait! 😩
Feast your eyes on the trailer, if you dare! 😈 It’s got all the hallmarks of a Jarmusch film: long, lingering shots of people looking pensive, dialogue so cryptic it makes a fortune cookie sound like Shakespeare, and a general sense of ennui that will have you questioning your very existence. But hey, at least it’s got Tom Waits mumbling something incoherent! 🗣️ That’s always a plus, right?
MUBI, bless their hearts, is releasing this cinematic sleeping pill 💊 on December 24th, 2025. Just in time for Christmas! What better way to celebrate the holiday season than with a movie about dysfunctional families and unresolved trauma? It’s the perfect gift for that one relative you secretly hate.🎁 Or, you know, just watch it yourself and contemplate the meaninglessness of it all. Your choice!
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
